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Started by krolik, July 12, 2008, 08:55:45 AM

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cokey

ha..damn you google..
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

The Bearded Duc

God created the universe and everything in it in 6 days and on the 7th day he rested. Chuck Norris round house kicked him in the face and and said I can do it in 4.







Chuck Norris doesn't rest.
2001 M750 - Sold
2006 S2R 800 - She's just darling

NoisyDante

Quote from: duc750 on June 03, 2010, 09:49:02 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't rest.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep . . . he waits.
'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.

acalles


Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

cokey

I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

Scotzman

"Get your haggis right here. Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach.
Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ales you."

Goat_Herder

Quote from: Scotzman on June 03, 2010, 05:37:02 PM

Here's a new capture for that.
"it's all fun and game until Chuck Norris breaks your neck"
Goat Herder (Tony)
2003 Ducati Monster 620 - Yellow SOLD
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Black KILLED
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Red

IZ

My cousin sent me this.  She was going to class up at Univ of Minn. last week and saw this..

2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

krolik

When a zombie bites Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

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No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

Monsterlover

My wife and I saw the latest Total Gym commercial the other day.

They actually said "Chuck doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down"

we lol'd

[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monster Dave

#86
Quote from: acalles on June 03, 2010, 11:01:32 AM


[laugh]


Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone....
And most importantly, if at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Billyzoom


Monster Dave

In Case of Chuck Norris - Stop, Drop, and Die!