Quote from: muskrat on June 29, 2010, 04:57:44 AM
Is this an episode of the twilight zone? 

I was beginning to wonder the same thing...   

Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, & those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink 
Mark Twain
- Notebook, 1898

It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork 
- More Maxims of Mark, edited by Merle Johnson, 1927

I mean, what's more American than Twain and [the] Bacon [smiley]?































got to add this  for good measure. 

I am not an American. I am the American 

Mark Twain, quoting Frank Fuller

Cmon fastwin you know you want to join the dark side!

Ugly what u drink is meaured in litres so mind ur p's and q's!

Rhubarb just because you qoute mark twain doesn't make you american.

Quote from: calscrazy on June 29, 2010, 08:38:39 AM
Rhubarb just because you qoute mark twain doesn't make you american.

Nope, but my birth certificate does 

Quote from: Rhubarb on June 29, 2010, 09:10:07 AM
Nope, but my birth certificate does 

You will have to do better than that. Those are no longer considered a valid form of identification. Perhaps a fishing license.

 I at least have a concealed license 

Quote from: muskrat on June 29, 2010, 02:56:09 PM
I at least have a concealed license 

Why do you hide your drivers license?

Quote from: Rhubarb on June 29, 2010, 02:57:49 PM
Why do you hide your drivers license?

He likes the way it makes it smell. 

I often wondered if he was a Richard Gere fan 

that's the best you can do?   

Quote from: muskrat on June 29, 2010, 06:35:41 PM
that's the best you can do?   

I was trying to keep the humor at your level, since it was at your expense.

ass palm is not my level.  lower your standards you fool.