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Started by svoloch, June 08, 2008, 09:36:13 PM

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svoloch

RichD was kind enough to enlighten us in the HC on the difference between lying and bullshitting.  Apparently lying contains the intent to deceive or something ( dunno, was seriously impacted by murduc porter at the time ).  the lesson went something like:

"Now LYING is when you are trying to deceive someone.  Exaggerating is not lying.  For example, RonR tells us that he push-started his 1098.  Now that's BULLSHIT"

this, of course, got me thinking, "hey, my thread count is low, and I have been too busy to call bullshit on people".   It's like you got your peanut butter in my chocolate.

So, go ahead.  Call bullshit.  pick something.  not the ronr/push-start thing.  taken.  sorry.
Тише едешь, дальше будешь
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exes:
2006 Sh1t Hot Black Xerox 999     1973 BMW R75/5
2001 BMW K1200RS                     1994 BMW R1100S
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Ronr

Just cuz you can't push start YOUR SBK don't be hatin'

RichD

Quote from: Ronr on June 08, 2008, 09:40:12 PM
Just cuz you can't push start YOUR SBK don't be hatin'
I can't even re-bump that make the beast with two backser while rolling at 30MPH without flat-spotting the tire...  while pushing I have LESS luck.
Maybe I just need more mass to my ass.  :-\ 

Sorry, Svoloch -you specifically said "not the ronr/push-start thing. "  ...and here we are.   :-[

;D
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Duc L'Smart

Quote from: svoloch on June 08, 2008, 09:36:13 PM
"hey, my thread count is low"

Maybe you need more fibre in your diet?


Hard braking in the middle of a turn... Now THAT'S bullshit  ;D
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Duc L'Smart

Having to work tomorrow.... BULLSHIT!
'07 1098s, '06 Paul Smart LE, '99 BMW K1200RS, '73 BMW R75/5, '67 Ducati Monza 250 Bevel Drive, '63 Vespa GS 160

caffeinejunkee

Quote from: Duc L'Smart on June 10, 2008, 08:22:58 PM
Having to work tomorrow.... BULLSHIT!

Ahhh, the coast tomorrow and Thursday, Arizona through next week.... [drink] [drink]  [coffee]  [drink] [drink]

svoloch

Тише едешь, дальше будешь
2009 Streetfighter S
exes:
2006 Sh1t Hot Black Xerox 999     1973 BMW R75/5
2001 BMW K1200RS                     1994 BMW R1100S
1974 Guzzi T3                              1975 BMW R90/6
1975 BMW R90/S                         1973 Suzuki T500

dallas2r

BULLSHIT = When the girl your dating reads this forum on the qt and she starts mentioning Hill Country details in conversation that you never told her about, so you put 2 and 2 together and realize she's sort of spying on you and it creeps you out because it's, well... it's just plain creepy. That's bullshit!!  Not lying per se, but bullshit.

Now you know why you were fired Colleen.

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RichD

Definitely Bullshit!  (and definitely creepy too)  :(
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caffeinejunkee

Quote from: dallas2r on June 12, 2008, 09:38:10 PM
BULLSHIT = When the girl your dating reads this forum on the qt and she starts mentioning Hill Country details in conversation that you never told her about, so you put 2 and 2 together and realize she's sort of spying on you and it creeps you out because it's, well... it's just plain creepy. That's bullshit!!  Not lying per se, but bullshit.

Now you know why you were fired Colleen.



Yep BS, indeed...  :P

So, what gave it away--when she asked you to brush her teeth?  ;)

♣ McKraut ♣

Quote from: caffeinejunkee on June 13, 2008, 03:59:26 AM
Yep BS, indeed...  :P

So, what gave it away--when she asked you to brush her teeth?  ;)

hmm...i have to agree with the BS call, though this would be funny if this came about because of talk of teeth brushing...

and when you break up with a girl and she takes three months to get your camera in the mail, and it's the day before your hill country trip...

that's bullshit, too.
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never2loud

#11


Oh well; she seemed nice enough over at Lee Harvey's that day... had perfect teeth.  But yeah, that's 100% USDA, Grade A, bull shit. 


Ronr

Quote from: McKraut on June 13, 2008, 05:18:04 AM

and when you break up with a girl and she takes three months to get your camera in the mail, and it's the day before your hill country trip...

that's bullshit, too.

and she figured out how to clear the memory of all the old photos. That's some sorry Bullshit!

♣ McKraut ♣

Quote from: Ronr on June 13, 2008, 07:40:49 AM
and she figured out how to clear the memory of all the old photos. That's some sorry Bullshit!

oh, don't worry...you will still get to see some b00bies...   8)
2001 M600 Dark  2005 S2R Dark  2001 M750  1996 900 SS/SP  2005 S4R
-  Dallas, TX

Ronr

Quote from: McKraut on June 13, 2008, 08:34:19 AM
oh, don't worry...you will still get to see some b00bies...   8)

Sweeet!!  [thumbsup]