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Yes, Stu does actually own a Ducati.... (The CR thread cont'd)

Started by Duck-Stew, August 29, 2010, 05:10:08 PM

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Billyzoom

#31
November 21, 2010, 01:01:29 PM
Stu....

Looking amazing.  I think you may need some cash to keep this thing moving along, and I'm happy to do my part.  [evil]

Help me help you. 

Joel

Duck-Stew

#32
December 13, 2010, 08:20:54 PM
More 'Verlicchi'....

Less 'Galuzzi'....

The last tube got removed that started the line which becomes the seat support tube on the stock monsters.  (starts @ the front mount and heads back and up to meet the main down tubes)

I like it.  I really like it a lot.








(also of note:  The rear shock upper mounts got shortened so the clevis is higher up into the frame.  Looks mo' betta dis way....)
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

Drunken Monkey

#33
December 13, 2010, 08:33:27 PM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on December 13, 2010, 08:20:54 PM

I like it.  I really like it a lot.


As do I  [thumbsup]
I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

Ratfink749

#34
December 14, 2010, 08:29:23 AM
I'm just gonna sit back and drool some more..     [drool]   
Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÃœGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

cokey

#35
December 14, 2010, 12:56:47 PM
Estimated weight?
I WIN
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Duck-Stew

#36
December 14, 2010, 01:51:58 PM
I'm hoping for about 80hp and around 360#...  It may be less weight, depends on some things yet to be decided.

The custom fiberglass tank will help with the weight...
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Duck-Stew

#37
May 02, 2011, 03:41:13 PM
Well...  Through some creative bargaining and an old work truck, I *will* be going to pick up my beloved CR chassis in the next few coming weeks.

hehehehehe.....  [moto]
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

red baron

#38
May 08, 2011, 10:07:43 AM
Yummy Stu, this will be another killer creation.
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

SacDuc

#39
May 16, 2011, 08:54:23 AM


I would like to say:  :o

And:  [drool]

But mostly:   :o


Simply amazing Stu!! There will be very few people on this planet that will understand what had to happen to make this bike possible. I'm certainly not well versed enough in moto mechanics to be one of them.


sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

DucMouse the Mighty

#40
May 16, 2011, 09:20:01 AM
 [thumbsup]
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

Cloner

#41
May 16, 2011, 02:34:16 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on May 16, 2011, 08:54:23 AM
There will be very few people on this planet that will understand what had to happen to make this bike possible. I'm certainly not well versed enough in moto mechanics to be one of them.

On the first day, God (also known as Taglioni) looked down upon the void and created the desmo.  He looked upon the desmo and said, "It is good."

On the second day, God looked down upon the desmo and created it a place to live, known as the cylinder head, then created the engine, frame, and all other things motorcycle and he called it Ducati.  He looked upon the Ducati and said "It is good."

On the third day, so that the Ducati could be the master of all things motorcycle, God created the UJM, the Jawa, the BMW, and all manner of lesser motorcycles.  God looked upon the dominance of Ducati and said "It is good."

On the fourth day Stuart cross bred one of the lesser beings with a Ducati and begat the make the beast with two backsed Up Bastard Son of All Things Evil, also known as the Flight Cycles Cafe Racer.  God looked upon the FUBSoATE and scrounged up a nice lightning bolt to shove in Stuart's ass.  Stand back.....it's on the way!!!

Now you know.  Any more questions, Sac?
Never appeal to a man's "better nature."  He may not have one.  Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.  R.A. Heinlein

'64 Ducati Monza 250
'67 Aermacchi/HD Sprint SS (race bike)
'00 Aprilia RSV Mille
'03 Ducati 800 SS (race bike)
'04 KTM 450 EXC
'08 Kawasaki Ninja 250 (race bike)

Duck-Stew

#42
May 16, 2011, 02:44:19 PM
To the above:  [roll]  and  [laugh]  and more  [roll]
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Cloner

#43
May 16, 2011, 03:21:42 PM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on May 16, 2011, 02:44:19 PM
To the above:  [roll]  and  [laugh]  and more  [roll]

'Bout what I'd expect from a blasphemer and apostate.   ;D
Never appeal to a man's "better nature."  He may not have one.  Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.  R.A. Heinlein

'64 Ducati Monza 250
'67 Aermacchi/HD Sprint SS (race bike)
'00 Aprilia RSV Mille
'03 Ducati 800 SS (race bike)
'04 KTM 450 EXC
'08 Kawasaki Ninja 250 (race bike)

Duck-Stew

#44
May 16, 2011, 03:53:41 PM
Quote from: Cloner on May 16, 2011, 03:21:42 PM
'Bout what I'd expect from a blasphemer and apostate.   ;D

Coming from you...  That means nothing.  [thumbsup]
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.
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