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Started by Veloce-Fino, September 11, 2010, 02:42:08 PM

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Veloce-Fino

It's official. I am the youngest DMF'er. Be jealous of my youth and beauty.

8)


and to the 2nd youngest DMF'er El Matador

Football with your feet? blasphemy!!!  

That should be called feetball.   ;D

'mericans play "football" as opposed to "futball" because the feet are used in all aspects of the game in order to move the ball to the opposing end zone.

When asked how did I get here I would respond "by foot." It is for this reason that we Americans call our sport football. Being derived from european Rugby, initially forword passes were not permitted and therefore the only way to move the ball downfield was by foot.

I'm not saying that european "football" (soccer) is incorrectly named, but that does not automatically mean that american "football" is incorrectly named. Therefore both can be considered correct.  

:P
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Rameses


Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

El Matador

*rolls eyes*
Kids these days, no respect

You throw the ball with your hands, you carry the ball with your hands. Using your logic, because tennis uses feet as well it could be called football as well. And also in your explanation you omitted the fact that americans bastardized rugby into what you call Football. Maybe football should be called forward passing rugby maybe?

Popeye the Sailor

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Veloce-Fino

^ this guy  [roll]


Quote from: El Matador on September 11, 2010, 03:21:01 PM
*rolls eyes*
Kids these days, no respect

You throw the ball with your hands, you carry the ball with your hands. Using your logic, because tennis uses feet as well it could be called football as well. And also in your explanation you omitted the fact that americans bastardized rugby into what you call Football. Maybe football should be called forward passing rugby maybe?


That really rolls off the tongue "forward passing rugby"
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ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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Rob Hilding

Quote from: humorless dp on September 11, 2010, 04:00:38 PM
Don't make me pull this car over.

Just keep driving -  and swing wildly to the rear - with your right hand (like my Dad taught me ;D)
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ducpainter

Quote from: BozcoRob on September 11, 2010, 04:10:25 PM
Just keep driving -  and swing wildly to the rear - with your right hand (like my Dad taught me ;D)
;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



lethe

Quote from: Veloce-Fino on September 11, 2010, 02:42:08 PM
It's official. I am the youngest DMF'er. Be jealous of my youth and beauty.

Just remember punk, the main purpose of the youngest is to be picked on and put all blame onto.
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Veloce-Fino

Quote from: humorless dp on September 11, 2010, 04:00:38 PM
Don't make me pull this car over.

:'(

Quote from: lethe on September 11, 2010, 04:12:38 PM
Just remember punk, the main purpose of the youngest is to be picked on and put all blame onto.

I already get blamed for everything.... ask DP  ;D


Now I'd love to chat but I have an urgent appointment with inebriation, and I'd hate to be late. I'll be puking in a matter of hours and not learning my lesson in the process.

WOO
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Pip

Someone get the kids a pacifier.
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

Grampa

less talk..... more sammich make'n
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Veloce-Fino

Is this thing on?

Grampa

NATE!!!!! The noob threatened me





with gluten
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell