that the 4000 boxes of teas taking up an entire cabinet will ever be used...just keep the three that people like?

that the 2 dozen 12 year old jars of Emerils Fish spice will ever be opened or used again?

anyone will use the cheap-ass puss yellow Kraft mustard THAT NO ONE TOUCHES  and/or stop using the good stuff I BOTHER TO BUY?

that the crumbling bulb on the turkey baster syringe from the first Thanksgiving will heal itself and start working again if it is left in a drawer long enough?

that someone will want one of the half-dozen (decades old) printers or desktops in the garage?

that every cancelled check and paid bill must be saved for the rest of our lives?

You forgot the bags of plastic bags from the grocery store. I can understand a 10 or so, my wife needs a supply of at least 10 gross. Yet we use the fabric bags at the store because we are so make the beast with two backsing green.

I caught 10 mins of that show Hoarders.

I immediately went out to the garage and started chucking shit.

The two airbox lids and factory handlebars came close to coming down off the pegboard, I was in a sweat.

that we need two bottles of water, a sweater, a snack, tissues, asprin, coffee, make-up and a phone just to leave the house for a ten minute errand? (add another metric ton of crap if you have kids)

that everyone is very very impressed by what you drive?

that we need waxed paper AND parchment paper?

that the light in the corner isn't burned out?

that we really, genuinely, deeply care about gymnastics and figure skating every four years?

that we love our relatives even though they are assholes to us most of the time?

that giving our trash to Goodwill is an act of charity?

that everything is just fine?

that everything is going to hell in a hand basket?


sac

That one actually hears eagles/birds screeching in the deserts, forest..anywhere outdoors for that matter!!   

IT'S in EVERY F****** commercial and/or movie!! 

that we're "multi-tasking" when surfing DMF at work?  


that all newborn babies are "beautiful" and/or "cute"

That being on TV is a reason for people to be interested in what you do?

That having an audience means that your opinions are the correct ones?

Quote from: Jaman on October 08, 2010, 12:14:02 PM
that we're "multi-tasking" when surfing DMF at work?  

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! 

that Eric Clapton knew she was pretending to understand?


Eric Clapton - Pretending (Edit)(Album Version)

Quote from: IZ on October 08, 2010, 12:08:41 PM
That one actually hears eagles/birds screeching in the deserts, forest..anywhere outdoors for that matter!!   
IT'S in EVERY F****** commercial and/or movie!! 

There was one in the neighborhood two days ago who screeched as the crows were tormenting it.  I watched.  It's true.  Sorry Izzer.

Carry on with the pretending!

Ok I have one:  we ARE all as clever with creative script as Rat900!

That one actually hears eagles/birds screeching in the deserts, forest..anywhere outdoors for that matter!!

That noise in the commercials is actually a red-tailed hawk.  Bald eagles make much goofier noises.
They dub in the hawks, because they sound meaner.  True story.

These are GREAT!!! keep going!!

Quote from: Stella on October 08, 2010, 12:50:06 PM
There was one in the neighborhood two days ago who screeched as the crows were tormenting it.  I watched.  It's true.  Sorry Izzer.

Carry on with the pretending!

Ok I have one:  we ARE all as clever with creative script as Rat900!

OK..so maybe you heard it once in CO.  You don't here in the desert.  I've lived all over this state for 17 years now and never heard it once.  You do though in all these damn commercials/movies.  It so friggen cliche!! 

...that guys will EVER win the "up versus down" toilet seat agrument.

that we ever really believed it was butter. We knew dude, let it go.


sac

Quote from: IZ on October 08, 2010, 01:38:59 PM
OK..so maybe you heard it once in CO.  You don't here in the desert.  I've lived all over this state for 17 years now and never heard it once.  You do though in all these damn commercials/movies.  It so friggen cliche!! 

If you rolled down the windows of that U-Haul van, maybe you'd hear them.

Quote from: Stella on October 08, 2010, 02:04:03 PM

If you rolled down the windows of that U-Haul van, maybe you'd hear them.

I wouldn't make IZ angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.





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/took a while to find a IZ_ one