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Started by krolik, July 12, 2008, 08:55:45 AM

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abby normal

#90
October 29, 2010, 05:03:14 PM
Ok, what would happen if Bruce and chuck threw simultaneous punches
And their fists met at full speed?  Big bang? Creation of a new universe?
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#91
October 30, 2010, 05:37:06 AM
no they would both say "ow that hurt." and Chuck Norris would say it smiling. [laugh]
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psycledelic

#92
October 30, 2010, 06:03:40 AM
Or, Chuck would use his other hand, draw his fully loaded Taurus 9mm and choose to pistol whip Bruce, as opposed to shooting him. 

Sorry, Walker, Texas Ranger flashback. 
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#94
October 30, 2010, 08:41:16 PM
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#96
October 31, 2010, 06:05:43 AM
I thought old Chuck was brimming with confidence in the interview. 
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GAAN

#97
October 31, 2010, 06:44:40 PM
Bruce wasn't killed by the family demon

he killed chuck norris and took over his body

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#98
October 31, 2010, 08:24:20 PM
Quote from: Mother on October 31, 2010, 06:44:40 PM
Bruce wasn't killed by the family demon

he killed chuck norris and took over his body

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Bravo!    [clap] [clap] [clap]




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psycledelic

#99
October 31, 2010, 09:00:24 PM
Quote from: Mother on October 31, 2010, 06:44:40 PM
Bruce wasn't killed by the family demon

he killed chuck norris and took over his body

Nice!

All that time, I was watchin' Bruce, Texas Ranger and didn't even know it.  What's next, Matlock wasn't Andy Griffith.  My entire childhood was a lie. 
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#100
November 29, 2010, 10:35:45 AM
Looks like Chuck went Czech:

Chuck Norris and T-Mobile - Digital photo frame (czech commercial) [subtitles]

Chuck Norris and T-Mobile- TV (czech commercial) [subtitles]




...guess you only need to understand the important part....."Bruce Lee.?? No....Chuck Norris"    [laugh]

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#101
November 30, 2010, 09:35:21 PM
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#102
November 30, 2010, 09:56:15 PM
Quote from: Monster Dave on October 29, 2010, 01:47:07 PM
BRUCE LEE VS CHUCK NORRIS Full Fight. Bruce Lee DEATH MATCH



Wow... It's interesting to see how poorly he adapted to a foreign fighting style. Although, I guess it's not that uncommon for Karate guys to not be able to do Kung Fu kicks.
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#103
December 23, 2010, 09:18:22 AM
Chuck Norris's mother has a tatoo that says "Chuck"
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#104
December 04, 2011, 03:29:55 PM
Time for a refresh:

Chuck Norris sneaked up behind Mother Nature and gave it to her doggy style. We know the event as The Big Bang.
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