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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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rgramjet

#825
September 29, 2010, 03:39:33 AM
Quote from: Sắc Dục on September 28, 2010, 11:20:24 AM
My wife just scored Bacon Junkie a date with a petite blond surgeon.
sac

Whats his name?

:-)
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

The Bacon Junkie

#826
September 29, 2010, 05:21:03 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on September 29, 2010, 03:39:33 AM
Whats his name?

:-)

???

Who?  SacDuc?  Or me?

My name is Ryan.  What's yours?
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

GAAN

#827
September 29, 2010, 07:50:03 AM
I keep reading that as "my wife just scored with bancon junkie"

and then I was thinking "when did Ryan become a surgeon?"

The Bacon Junkie

#828
September 29, 2010, 08:05:57 AM
Quote from: Mother on September 29, 2010, 07:50:03 AM
I keep reading that as "my wife just scored with bancon junkie"

and then I was thinking "when did Ryan become a surgeon?"

[laugh]

Well, she DOES refer to me as her girlfriend...   8)



[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

IZ

#829
December 02, 2010, 11:09:06 PM
Putting up the Christmas tree tonight.  I haven't done so since we left Arizona a few years back. 

Four Christmas' and several moves later..all of the stickers to help assemble it fell off the base of the tree and the directions have been lost.   

[thumbsdown]
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

GAAN

#830
December 03, 2010, 12:43:32 AM
I'll help

find pinecone

get seed

put in dirt

add water

and

add sunlight

wait several years

and Viola...Christmas tree

DesmoDiva

#831
December 03, 2010, 05:49:14 AM
I take delivery of my new baby tomorrow.    [thumbsup]
'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

Stella

#832
December 03, 2010, 06:58:24 AM
Great.  Every post after tomorrow going to be just like someone's 999
or another somebody's TDI.

Then the trash talking will start and then we'll all get banned....      [roll]


[evil]   [thumbsup] 
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

ducpainter

#833
December 03, 2010, 07:00:09 AM
someone got a 999?

I hadn't heard.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Stella

#834
December 03, 2010, 07:02:00 AM
Got a PM about someone having gotten a 999 but haven't seen any actual posts from anyone validating this.
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

The Bacon Junkie

#835
December 03, 2010, 07:10:27 AM
Quote from: Stella on December 03, 2010, 07:02:00 AM
Got a PM about someone having gotten a 999 but haven't seen any actual posts from anyone validating this.

DUDE!

I GOT A 999!!!  ;D [moto]


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Statler

#836
December 03, 2010, 07:13:00 AM
is that a bacon belt?
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

GAAN

#837
December 03, 2010, 07:14:59 AM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 03, 2010, 07:10:27 AM
DUDE!

I GOT A 999!!!  ;D [moto]


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


[bacon]

and

already something looks different about you

almost like

the light doesn't reflect off of you

like it should

it's similar to clinging shadows

I imagine

it's something akin to the overpowering burden

and

Shame

of Treachery

The Bacon Junkie

#838
December 03, 2010, 07:25:32 AM
Quote from: Statler on December 03, 2010, 07:13:00 AM
is that a bacon belt?

YES!!!   ;D

Quote from: Mother on December 03, 2010, 07:14:59 AM

and

already something looks different about you

almost like

the light doesn't reflect off of you

like it should

it's similar to clinging shadows

I imagine

it's something akin to the overpowering burden

and

Shame

of Treachery

No shame here, Buddy. 

I just wanted to make sure that if I ended up in the hospital in Monterey again, Dave would be able to ride my bike without his knees being up by his ears...   :-*



[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

DesmoDiva

#839
December 03, 2010, 07:26:34 AM
Quote from: Stella on December 03, 2010, 06:58:24 AM
Great.  Every post after tomorrow going to be just like someone's 999
or another somebody's TDI.

Then the trash talking will start and then we'll all get banned....      [roll]


[evil]   [thumbsup] 

Who's getting a TDI???   ;D
'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow
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