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Started by IZ, December 25, 2010, 08:40:14 PM

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Grampa

#60
December 28, 2010, 10:41:42 AM
Quote from: IZ on December 28, 2010, 02:44:34 AM
Are you kidding me?! We've already been working at this for 16 years!!   :p

step # 1

the penis enters the vagina
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Monsterlover

#61
December 28, 2010, 11:01:34 AM
[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

IZ

#62
December 28, 2010, 11:25:45 AM

Yes JJJ...its going to get overwhelming here come summertime!
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

cokey

#63
December 28, 2010, 01:29:36 PM
Just remember, for everynight you don't sleep (most times first year). Everytime it makes your ears bleed from the sonic booms that exit the boobie sucker or wish you didn't have a nose... you get this.. waiting for you @ home..
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

sisca77

#64
December 28, 2010, 02:16:36 PM
Quote from: cokey on December 28, 2010, 01:29:36 PM
Just remember, for everynight you don't sleep (most times first year). Everytime it makes your ears bleed from the sonic booms that exit the boobie sucker or wish you didn't have a nose... you get this.. waiting for you @ home..

Awww..how cute!

GAAN

#65
December 28, 2010, 03:38:44 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 28, 2010, 10:41:42 AM
step # 1

the penis enters the vagina

that part's closer to step #14

IZ

#66
December 29, 2010, 01:11:21 AM
Obviously, I'm anticipating the lil' Monster is going to ride a Duc.  ;)







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2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Jumptship

#67
December 29, 2010, 02:54:09 AM
I may have a PW50 to sell you in a couple years...comes with training wheels...

Maybe you can get your offspring a bike too...LOL   [cheeky]
This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.

Scotzman

#68
December 29, 2010, 08:43:45 PM
Ride a DUC AND carry a knife?
"Get your haggis right here. Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach.
Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ales you."

IZ

#69
December 29, 2010, 09:41:42 PM
Quote from: Scotzman on December 29, 2010, 08:43:45 PM
Ride a DUC AND carry a knife?

Of course..in time though.   ;)

My dad gave me my first one around 3rd or 4th grade.  I had a BB gun before I was born!  Unfortunately, my step-dad took it away when I wanted to see how it worked and disassembled it.   [roll]

Jumpt..we'll talk

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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

rgramjet

#70
December 30, 2010, 06:05:00 AM
 
Quote from: IZ on December 29, 2010, 01:11:21 AM
Obviously, I'm anticipating the lil' Monster is going to ride a Duc.  ;)









You are going to give him your jackets?  What are you going to wear?

[Evil]
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

The Bacon Junkie

#71
December 30, 2010, 10:11:11 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on December 30, 2010, 06:05:00 AM

You are going to give him your jackets?  What are you going to wear?

[evil]



[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

IZ

#72
December 30, 2010, 03:15:30 PM
asshole

:p
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Popeye the Sailor

#73
February 26, 2011, 01:47:57 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on December 26, 2010, 05:47:42 PM
I'll give you five grand if you let me name your kid.

10K.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

IZ

#74
February 26, 2011, 01:49:00 PM
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2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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