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Started by il d00d, November 04, 2010, 11:06:56 AM

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RAT900

Always been a fan of the Norman Bates Signature Series cutlery
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ducpainter

Quote from: RAT900 on December 29, 2010, 08:32:31 AM
Always been a fan of the Norman Bates Signature Series cutlery
IKEA?
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RAT900

Quote from: humorless dp on December 29, 2010, 08:33:15 AM
IKEA?

I kicked and trashed my way out of that make the beast with two backsing rat maze the one time my wife convinced me to go there...

store security followed me out to the exit....ONCE I make the beast with two backsING FOUND IT!!

I have never experienced such a horrific reaction to a store layout as I did in there with their deliberate little make the beast with two backsing claustrophobic pathways

through and around their mountain of low-rent crap
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Howie

Quote from: RAT900 on December 29, 2010, 12:03:15 PM
I kicked and trashed my way out of that make the beast with two backsing rat maze the one time my wife convinced me to go there...

store security followed me out to the exit....ONCE I make the beast with two backsING FOUND IT!!

I have never experienced such a horrific reaction to a store layout as I did in there with their deliberate little make the beast with two backsing claustrophobic pathways

through and around their mountain of low-rent crap

Glad you enjoyed Ikea ;D  The best part is the mislabeled how do you get it the 100 pound object down from the top shelf no one to help you and no ladder self service pick-up [bang]

RAT900

Quote from: howie on December 29, 2010, 12:23:28 PM
Glad you enjoyed Ikea ;D  The best part is the mislabeled how do you get it the 100 pound object down from the top shelf no one to help you and no ladder self service pick-up [bang]


This guy nails it regarding IKEA    http://rodneyshaw.wordpress.com/2009/07/07/why-i-hate-ikea/
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zzilla



So, I'm lame and ordered the Miracle Blade III series off TV.


I have to say that these knives are make the beast with two backsing AWESOME! I've had them for 7 years and never needed to sharpen them.

EDIT: NOTE: I have never tried to cut a steel pipe after cutting a leather work boot and then attempt to slice a tomato.


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fastwin

Quote from: RAT900 on December 29, 2010, 12:31:38 PM

This guy nails it regarding IKEA    http://rodneyshaw.wordpress.com/2009/07/07/why-i-hate-ikea/

That's funny as hell. I have been warned before about Ikea by friends. I'm sure there is nothing there that I will ever need.
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GAAN

 [roll]

Ikea is just fine as long as you realise it is firewood temporarily organised as furniture


ducpainter

Quote from: Mother on December 29, 2010, 03:10:00 PM
[roll]

Ikea is just fine as long as you realise it is firewood temporarily organised as furniture


Isn't there more glue than wood in the stuff?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



GAAN

Quote from: humorless dp on December 29, 2010, 03:41:32 PM
Isn't there more glue than wood in the stuff?

yeah

match-light firewood

bypasses that whole kindling inconvenience


personally I dig Ikea

It's inexpensive and I can buy it and lug it to the mountain all in one trip

and it can be lifted with one person

"quality" furniture is a PITA unless you have an established residence

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



lethe

Quote from: humorless dp on December 29, 2010, 03:55:43 PM
I've never been in one.
me neither
I just walk out into my garage if I want to wander through cluttered junk
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ducpainter

Quote from: lethe on December 29, 2010, 04:01:13 PM
me neither
I just walk out into my garage if I want to wander through cluttered junk
you've seen my barn. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



lethe

'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”