Quote from: Drunken Monkey on January 08, 2011, 11:33:12 PM
...that life isn't empty and utterly devoid of meaning and that we're all unique and precious snowflakes rather than animated bags of meat that live in an uncaring universe to which all our efforts are infinitesimally less than a gnat's sneeze in a hurricane?







What? Too much?

you mean we are little more than pathetic little bugs crawling around on a spinning half-molten mud ball at the ass-end of an infinitely microscopic universe that probably fails to occupy an iota of space between two molecules in the wart on the scrotum of the cosmos?

Quote from: Drunken Monkey on January 08, 2011, 11:33:12 PM
...that life isn't empty and utterly devoid of meaning and that we're all unique and precious snowflakes rather than animated bags of meat that live in an uncaring universe to which all our efforts are infinitesimally less than a gnat's sneeze in a hurricane?







What? Too much?

As a further afterthought...certain fields, professions or career paths you may not want to pursue:

Psychiatrist

Psychologist

Grievance Counselor

Therapy field in general

Suicide Hotline Attendant

9-1-1 Call Center Agent

Religious Leader with Pulpit privileges in any faith except perhaps a virulently aggressive Nihilism Movement

Teacher K-thru 5th grades

Air Traffic Controller

Airline Flight Attendant or Pilot with intercom or passenger-contact privileges

Commencement Speaker at any graduation ceremony

Master of Ceremonies at any awards or recognition event in any field of endeavor


I am sure there are more but I think you get the gist of this free advice I offer

I'm so depressed now 

Quote from: Raux on January 09, 2011, 05:01:06 AM
I'm so depressed now 

Send Drunken Monkey a PM he can really brighten your day

...that Ducati management gives two shits what we think about any new model they release?

Quote from: Privateer on January 09, 2011, 08:03:53 AM
...that Ducati management gives two shits what we think about any new model they release?

Almost makes you wish they'd bring back Pierre Terblanche

Quote from: RAT900 on January 08, 2011, 10:40:43 PM
that the dishwasher is capable of sandblasting and scrubbing the hard-forged carbon formations off a scorched frying pan

How about dried oatmeal?  The strength of crazy glue doesn't compare to a bowl with a few grains of dried oatmeal. 

Quote from: The Architect on January 09, 2011, 02:25:07 PM
How about dried oatmeal?  The strength of crazy glue doesn't compare to a bowl with a few grains of dried oatmeal. 

+1

Not sure exactly what it transforms into after a day in the sink.....

Quote from: Speedbag on January 09, 2011, 03:10:42 PM
+1

Not sure exactly what it transforms into after a day in the sink.....

stone

Pretty sure stone would be easier to remove.

More like a concrete with a Gorilla Glue base.

. . . that alcoholic beverages taste good. I don't care how much you to tell me that the 18 year scotch/vintage Burgandy you have is the best tasting thing ever. Fact is, if it didn't have booze in it you wouldn't drink it. Its all about the impairment.

sac

Quote from: Sắc Dục on January 09, 2011, 05:52:56 PM

. . . that alcoholic beverages taste good. I don't care how much you to tell me that the 18 year scotch/vintage Burgandy you have is the best tasting thing ever. Fact is, if it didn't have booze in it you wouldn't drink it. Its all about the impairment.

sac

Just because you prefer pear cider and Bailey's Irish Creme..   

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on January 09, 2011, 05:58:13 PM
Just because you prefer pear cider and Bailey's Irish Creme..   

might as well lick the sweat off a dead hooker's balls

Quote from: Mother on January 09, 2011, 06:10:51 PM
might as well lick the anal sweat off a dead hooker's balls

fixed...   

..that Mother and The Bacon Junkie aren't deviants.