Quote from: DesmoLu on January 18, 2011, 04:50:11 PM
That is, of course, until she gives you 

If she gives me , she's probably not what I described.  It shows that she's a generous, kind, giving person.  Someone who's willing to be a partner in a relationship, not just "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" all the time. 

Also, if she's willing to touch bacon, chances are she'll eat it, so she's probably not that uptight, fake wannabe celebrity type. 

In my mind, if I'm even attracted to her, she's probably not the blonde-in-a-bottle type anyway...  I've always been more attracted to girl with the dark hair, in jeans and a t-shirt, drinking a beer.   If we're to the reciprocal gift giving part of the relationship, she's pretty much already passed the test...   

But then again....

No One Gives A Shit!!! 

My Jeep

got a new serpentine belt

upper and lower radiator hoses

coolant

oil filter and pretty purple oil

spark plugs and scrubbed clean injectors

she is much happier now

Quote from: Mother on January 18, 2011, 07:54:19 PM
My Jeep
got a new serpentine belt
upper and lower radiator hoses
coolant
oil filter and pretty purple oil
spark plugs and scrubbed clean injectors
she is much happier now

"pretty purple" eh?!  Just your color tinkerbell

Quote from: IZ on January 18, 2011, 07:55:18 PM


"pretty purple" eh?!  Just your color tinkerbell

don't hate me cuz i'm prettier than you

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on January 18, 2011, 07:41:39 PM


If she gives me , she's probably not what I described.  It shows that she's a generous, kind, giving person.  Someone who's willing to be a partner in a relationship, not just "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" all the time. 

Also, if she's willing to touch bacon, chances are she'll eat it, so she's probably not that uptight, fake wannabe celebrity type. 

In my mind, if I'm even attracted to her, she's probably not the blonde-in-a-bottle type anyway...  I've always been more attracted to girl with the dark hair, in jeans and a t-shirt, drinking a beer.   If we're to the reciprocal gift giving part of the relationship, she's pretty much already passed the test...   

But then again....

No One Gives A Shit!!! 

speaking of that, what ever happened after your big date a few weeks back?

Quote from: Mother on January 18, 2011, 07:56:47 PM
don't hate me cuz i'm prettier than you

It's true

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on January 18, 2011, 08:06:12 PM
speaking of that, what ever happened after your big date a few weeks back?

With the surgeon?

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on January 18, 2011, 08:23:26 PM
With the surgeon?

sure.

I have a headache.

My baggage was delayed on my flight today and I still don't have it.

I'm going to bed.

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on January 18, 2011, 08:30:00 PM
I have a headache.

My baggage was delayed on my flight today and I still don't have it.

I'm going to bed.

You in DEN?

Who cares?

Quote from: DesmoLu on January 14, 2011, 09:07:20 PM
Why the hell did I think it was ever a good idea to start a business that works to empower people and help them help themselves? People don't want to learn how to help themselves. They want to be make the beast with two backsing spoonfed everything and they want it free and they want it now.
And oh, wait for it, hands down all the patterns I see follow very distinct established demographic stereotypes. btw, Men out there, you are spoiling your women. They are make the beast with two backsing worthless.

I hope this epiphany did not take more than a week or so to realize

People only change when the pain or mortal risk of staying the same becomes greater than their fear or inertia

More people are trying to outrun their demons, than are authentically inspired

The majority of humans suck

I just spent my lunch break reading this thread. I still don't give a sh*t

Quote from: RAT900 on January 19, 2011, 08:57:05 AM



I hope this epiphany did not take more than a week or so to realize

People only change when the pain or mortal risk of staying the same becomes greater than their fear or inertia

More people are trying to outrun their demons, than are authentically inspired

The majority of humans suck

Yes, this is true. But it's highly driven by the fact that they don't give a shit.

Good luck to all of you in 2011.


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