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Please feel free to urinate in the corners

As long as we all remember Kat is mine . . . I don't care who you lay claim to 

I don't get it.

I think he's peeing on a tree or something like that... I believe Gin is involved... and Jello...

Conquest

DeVal is our newly claimed land

from there we will move our forces down the east coast and then trap the rest of them in the middle

they will be forced to do our bidding

We need to make some "Keep Jacob Weird" stickers.  They seem fitting in a thread like this.

Quote from: Mother on June 19, 2008, 01:16:22 PM
Conquest

DeVal is our newly claimed land

from there we will move our forces down the east coast and then trap the rest of them in the middle

they will be forced to do our bidding

You leave North Cackilacky alone! We don't want you weird Candian wannabe's!

Quote from: JBubble on June 19, 2008, 01:25:46 PM
You leave North Cackilacky alone! We don't want you weird Candian wannabe's!

Hhmm

It would seem that the truce talks with this one's people have broken down

Dispatch troops to that location immediatly

Burn everything standing taller than grass

Quote from: Mother on June 19, 2008, 01:32:18 PM
Hhmm

It would seem that the truce talks with this one's people have broken down

Dispatch troops to that location immediatly

Burn everything standing taller than grass

You need to go back to bed.

Weirdo.

Slaughter the women, burn the village, rape the live stock . . . 

Quote from: Mother on June 19, 2008, 01:32:18 PM
Hhmm

It would seem that the truce talks with this one's people have broken down

Dispatch troops to that location immediatly

Burn everything standing taller than grass

Can I keep the bacon? I like bacon.

Quote from: Mother on June 19, 2008, 01:32:18 PM

Burn everything standing taller than grass

Well, that leave's out JBubble.

Quote from: krolik on June 19, 2008, 10:38:21 PM

Well, that leave's out JBubble.

Careful, she might bite your knees...  Right off!   

Quote from: marvellous on June 22, 2008, 11:20:52 PM
Careful, she might bite your knees...  Right off!   

Damn skippy I will!!!!

Vic's about twice my height so his knees are at munching level. 

Dear Mother,
      The geverning body of DeVal has reviewed your 'claim' to the property knowns as "DeVal Mostro" and we regret to inform you that it has been denied. You may file a petition to have your request reviewed (form 1286.01a) by certified mail ONLY. Please be sure to include the non-refundable $137.25 processing fee to ensure it is not rejected right away. This needs to be in the form of a cashier's check, no cash or personal checks will be accepted, chack should be made payable to Deval Mostro. Include any and all backup to your claim of ownership in order to  best prove your case for ownership. A reply will be sent back to you within 10-15 business days after your petition has been recieved. You will then recieve a secondary letter notifying you if your case has been accepted for review or not. if it has been accepted then we will give you a hearing date. Your hearing date will be 1-3 days after the notification has been sent. You must be present at this hearing otherwise your case is forfiet and you may no longer make any claims to any territory within the Deval Borders.

Again, we thank you for time and understanding in this matter.


DeVal Management Team