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The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

Started by Duck-Stew, May 06, 2008, 04:17:23 PM

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zarn02

Quote from: KnightofNi on January 27, 2011, 04:08:04 PM
rules please...

I drink when:

There's standard boilerplate, or something banal is said.
Catch phrases (you'll learn 'em)!
Half of congress gives a standing ovation.
Some "average Joe/everyday hero" is talked about. Twice if shown on TV.
Someone looks incredulous and/or constipated.
Transparently "feather soothing" statements.
etc, etc...
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Punx Clever

Drinky drink drink... drinking my cider.

Could also be applied to the Brew your own beer thread...

but....

Drinky drink drink!
2008 S2R 1000 - Archangel

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.  - HST

Duck-Stew

Just left my doctors office with my blood work results.  Apparently my HDL cholesterol is low and having alcohol actually raises it.

Here's to ya Doc!   [drink]  [beer]  [wine]    Muwhahahahaha!!!!!!!
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

ducpainter

It's no secret thast I like to drink.

Tonight it worked. 8)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



fastwin

#2104
I'm doing my very best in honor of the DMF "I'm drunk thread". Italian food and red wine! [wine] The weather here is getting ready to go in the dumpster. Just in time for the Superbowl in Arlington. It really should be fine by then. Besides, you think Packers and Steelers fans will have trouble with ice and snow? [bang] Game day will be nice but I'm just "preparing" for several days of being shut in before then because of iced up roads with the wife and 14 year old son... who will soon be bouncing off the walls given the upcoming school closings. Forget going to Home Depot for a generator. I went to the liquor store for wine, tequila and Gran Marnier. A man has to have his priorities. Booze, firewood... I'm done! [thumbsup] Wish me luck! [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

ducpainter

Sounds like you have the important stuff covered. [thumbsup]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



fastwin

You betcha! This is not my first rodeo. ;D Food, booze, firewood, votive candles if the power goes out, overweight pooch for warmth if it hits the three dog night stage! [laugh] Nothing compared to what you hearty northeastern folks deal with daily. I have no make the beast with two backsing idea how you guys do it day in day out year after year. Seeing my bikes pickled in the basement (if we had one) would depress the shit out of me. Hmmm, where was that liquor store? [laugh] [wine] From an old Texas boy you guys rock. Hats off to ya'! [thumbsup] [beer] [bacon] Bring on the spring! [bow_down]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.


Buckethead

It certainly was one of those days, wasn't it?

[drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink]
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DRKWNG


Duck-Stew

4x stiff G&T's w/St. Germaine & a piece of boubon pecsn pie...

Nom, nm, Nom...  I'm done.  G'night
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

The Bacon Junkie

4x..?  Really?!  Good man!  [wine]

Now go to bed!


[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

KnightofNi

it's 12:30. i got maybe 2 non consecutive hours of sleep last night and i'm wired.


i'm debating the meitss of the 7% bells i have in the fridge. it might help me sleep, or it mght jsut make me feel happy for a while
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Duck-Stew

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on February 10, 2011, 09:25:03 PM
4x..?  Really?!  Good man!  [wine]

Now go to bed!


[bacon]

Yup..  4x.  On a school night no less! Feelin' good this am too...
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

The Bacon Junkie

 [thumbsup]

I'd be drunkled just sitting next to you, watching you drink...   [roll] [laugh]

I'm such a lightweight...   :P




[bacon]

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...