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Started by svoloch, June 08, 2008, 09:36:13 PM

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bryant8

If you bogart the b00bie pics that = bullshit
2008 848
Mods: Full Termignoni Race Exhaust/ECU Tuned by AMS, Ducati Performance Dry Clutch Slipper Clutch, Öhlins steering damper
Next: Öhlins TTX shock and Öhlins fork internals, track body work
26.2 done 12/5/2010
70.3 by 10/12/2011
140.6 by 12/31/2012

♣ McKraut ♣

oh no....only to the winner (or buyer) go the spoils (or boobies).  sorry B.....

enjoy the b00bs ron!  (she has a pretty nice butt, too huh?)   ;D
2001 M600 Dark  2005 S2R Dark  2001 M750  1996 900 SS/SP  2005 S4R
-  Dallas, TX

Ronr

Quote from: McKraut on June 13, 2008, 10:43:38 AM
(she has a pretty nice butt, too huh?)   ;D

That would ba an understatement!

svoloch

Quote from: dallas2r on June 12, 2008, 09:38:10 PM
BULLSHIT = When the girl your dating reads this forum on the qt and she starts mentioning Hill Country details in conversation that you never told her about, so you put 2 and 2 together and realize she's sort of spying on you and it creeps you out because it's, well... it's just plain creepy. That's bullshit!!  Not lying per se, but bullshit.

Now you know why you were fired Colleen.



I believe I passed a viable alternative on to you, already.  That will be one pint of Guiness, please.   [drink]
Тише едешь, дальше будешь
2009 Streetfighter S
exes:
2006 Sh1t Hot Black Xerox 999     1973 BMW R75/5
2001 BMW K1200RS                     1994 BMW R1100S
1974 Guzzi T3                              1975 BMW R90/6
1975 BMW R90/S                         1973 Suzuki T500

dallas2r

Quote from: svoloch on June 13, 2008, 04:27:12 PM
I believe I passed a viable alternative on to you, already.  That will be one pint of Guiness, please.   [drink]

of course! next one's on me (don't tell any waiters that)

2007 Monster S2R1000
2016 Multistrada 1200S Touring/Urban

A motorcycle will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no motorcycle. -Unknown

Duc L'Smart

Quote from: shadowcougar1 on June 18, 2008, 05:53:59 PM
But most importantly, have gotten my monster 620 to 190mph, against 20mph wind gusts... uphill... on a turn... COMPLETELY STOCK!!!  :o   [wine]
'07 1098s, '06 Paul Smart LE, '99 BMW K1200RS, '73 BMW R75/5, '67 Ducati Monza 250 Bevel Drive, '63 Vespa GS 160

fastwin

Now that's really good bullshit. [thumbsup] Make that bovine scatalogy.

Duc L'Smart

Quote from: fastwin on June 19, 2008, 06:57:50 AM
Now that's really good bullshit. [thumbsup] Make that bovine scatalogy.

There are definite advantages to being delusional [laugh]
'07 1098s, '06 Paul Smart LE, '99 BMW K1200RS, '73 BMW R75/5, '67 Ducati Monza 250 Bevel Drive, '63 Vespa GS 160

♣ McKraut ♣

wasting a perfectly good friday at work by working, and not posting random BS on the DMF, as required by DFWDMF bylaws....

that's bullshit.
2001 M600 Dark  2005 S2R Dark  2001 M750  1996 900 SS/SP  2005 S4R
-  Dallas, TX

svoloch

It just occured to me that I may NEVER have posted any useful information on either TOB, or this one.

Now is that some serious bullshit or what?!?  [thumbsup]

-The Svoloch  [drink]
Тише едешь, дальше будешь
2009 Streetfighter S
exes:
2006 Sh1t Hot Black Xerox 999     1973 BMW R75/5
2001 BMW K1200RS                     1994 BMW R1100S
1974 Guzzi T3                              1975 BMW R90/6
1975 BMW R90/S                         1973 Suzuki T500

♣ McKraut ♣

Quote from: The Svoloch on June 20, 2008, 05:28:46 PM
It just occured to me that I may NEVER have posted any useful information on either TOB, or this one.

Now is that some serious bullshit or what?!?  [thumbsup]

-The Svoloch  [drink]

but i thought that's what you were around for....??
2001 M600 Dark  2005 S2R Dark  2001 M750  1996 900 SS/SP  2005 S4R
-  Dallas, TX

never2loud


Imagine if you will a beautiful, white sandy beach, turqoius surf, light tropical breeze, picturesque sunset on the horizon when a 250lbs chick in a black spandex bikini schlepps across the landscape like a total eclipse of the sun.



No, I did not take a picture - some images are just too graphic, even for this forum  [laugh]

caffeinejunkee

Quote from: Cher on June 21, 2008, 11:56:17 AM
Imagine if you will a beautiful, white sandy beach, turqoius surf, light tropical breeze, picturesque sunset on the horizon when a 250lbs chick in a black spandex bikini schlepps across the landscape like a total eclipse of the sun.



No, I did not take a picture - some images are just too graphic, even for this forum  [laugh]

Should have given her an invite to Ron's pool party--there's rumor of a swimsuit competition today.  :)

never2loud


Alright, enough of my tequila mean-ness; let's try this instead...




If you look carefully, you'll see friggin' cobwebs in the area between the sprocket and garage floor...




Yes, that's right, cobwebs

Since a rolling tire gathers no moss, the SYM (Screaming Yellow Meannie) will be making an appearance tomorrow in honor of Alan's last DFWM Muenster Run (of course it wouldn't have a thing to do with being a fun bike to ride...)  [evil]


fastwin

God your butt will be on fire!! As you well know 999s are two wheeled Bar-b-que pits. I don't even ride mine this time of year. I think that's what made me sterile! [laugh] Hey, at least I keep the cobwebs off mine! ;D