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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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Statler

#930
February 09, 2011, 03:55:27 PM
4 kids under 9.  2 STDs each.  The attorney I assigned to the case is burning out. Won the case and Judge isn't sending them home, but they're terrified and don't understand.

I know buying a fifth of Jack for an employee is frowned upon, but I can't think of anything else appropriate.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducpainter

#931
February 09, 2011, 03:57:05 PM
Quote from: Statler on February 09, 2011, 03:55:27 PM
4 kids under 9.  2 STDs each.  The attorney I assigned to the case is burning out. Won the case and Judge isn't sending them home, but they're terrified and don't understand.

I know buying a fifth of Jack for an employee is frowned upon, but I can't think of anything else appropriate.
A case of handles might be better.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
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 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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GAAN

#932
February 09, 2011, 04:01:09 PM
Quote from: Statler on February 09, 2011, 03:55:27 PM
4 kids under 9.  2 STDs each.  The attorney I assigned to the case is burning out. Won the case and Judge isn't sending them home, but they're terrified and don't understand.

I know buying a fifth of Jack for an employee is frowned upon, but I can't think of anything else appropriate.

it's really ok in most everyone's book




Ddan

#933
February 09, 2011, 04:02:08 PM
Quote from: Mother on February 09, 2011, 04:01:09 PM
it's really ok in most everyone's book






Unless they like tequila
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Buckethead

#934
February 09, 2011, 04:03:17 PM
There are times when large quantities of alcohol are the appropriate response.
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GAAN

#935
February 09, 2011, 04:08:19 PM
Quote from: Dan on February 09, 2011, 04:02:08 PM
Unless they like tequila

well

then they can make the beast with two backs off and die

damn hippy snowboarders

Statler

#936
February 09, 2011, 04:10:42 PM
Quote from: Mother on February 09, 2011, 04:08:19 PM
well

then they can make the beast with two backs off and die

damn hippy snowboarders

hahahha.  ok... that was funny.

It's still buy a flounder a drink month

SacDuc

#937
February 10, 2011, 01:30:10 PM
Quote from: Statler on February 09, 2011, 03:55:27 PM
4 kids under 9.  2 STDs each.  The attorney I assigned to the case is burning out. Won the case and Judge isn't sending them home, but they're terrified and don't understand.

I know buying a fifth of Jack for an employee is frowned upon, but I can't think of anything else appropriate.


dude . . .

:-\



sac


/speechless
HATERS GONNA HATE.

GAAN

#938
February 23, 2011, 07:31:23 AM
My partner of 4+ years got shit canned yesterday...

I cannot describe the profound sense of loss

LMT

#939
February 23, 2011, 07:58:23 AM
Anything the union can do?  A good partner is hard to find.

Statler

#940
February 23, 2011, 11:26:21 AM
that sucks.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

krolik

#941
February 23, 2011, 11:29:03 AM
Quote from: Mother on February 23, 2011, 07:31:23 AM
My partner of 4+ years got shit canned yesterday...

I cannot describe the profound sense of loss

Was it something your partner did or company ass-hattery?
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No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

GAAN

#942
February 23, 2011, 05:56:49 PM
its legit per the rules

but

I choose to work and live in the good ol' boys club for a reason

I fear that I am seeing the end of those days

Speedbag

#943
February 24, 2011, 04:05:02 PM
I found out today that Easyriders wants to put my hardtail in their magazine.

No major feature article with a scantily clad stripper draped all over it, rather a one-page "readers ride" blurb. Cool, but I was holding out for the stripper.  :(
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ducpainter

#944
February 24, 2011, 04:05:50 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on February 24, 2011, 04:05:02 PM
I found out today that Easyriders wants to put my hardtail in their magazine.

No major feature article with a scantily clad stripper draped all over it, rather a one-page "readers ride" blurb. Cool, but I was holding out for the stripper.  :(
I'm psyched.  ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


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