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Started by lazylightnin717, November 06, 2010, 06:13:14 PM

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Triple J

#105
March 25, 2011, 10:00:35 AM
Quote from: IZ on March 24, 2011, 08:55:23 PM
Signed up for the "daddy survival" class next week.  Anybody else take one of these?

Umm, No.  [roll]


;D

cokey

#106
March 25, 2011, 08:43:16 PM
Na, just wing it man..
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

Randimus Maximus

#107
March 25, 2011, 09:13:26 PM
Quote from: IZ on March 24, 2011, 08:55:23 PM
Signed up for the "daddy survival" class next week. 

I believe that to be code for: "We're buying a minivan next week".

;D

Stella

#108
March 25, 2011, 09:17:55 PM
Quote from: IZ on March 24, 2011, 08:55:23 PM
We had a tour of our hospital's maternity wing this afternoon.  Very happy with our choice! 

Signed up for the "daddy survival" class next week.  Anybody else take one of these?

I can't help but think "metro..."
;)



Is there a "mommy survival" class?!
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

IZ

#109
March 25, 2011, 09:33:31 PM
Yeah, there is a mommy class. The hospital offers the classes. Those and the typical birthing classes. For $20..can't really go wrong.
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

cokey

#110
March 26, 2011, 09:08:10 AM
Our bundle of joy doesn't feel well and likes to get up n cry for about 2 hours starting after 1am..  its great stuff..
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

Popeye the Sailor

#111
March 26, 2011, 09:36:14 PM
Quote from: cokey on March 26, 2011, 09:08:10 AM
Our bundle of joy doesn't feel well and likes to get up n cry for about 2 hours starting after 1am..  its great stuff..

Yeah us too lately.


IZ-"Daddy survival class" is just a class on how to program the liquor store into your GPS.


Seriously-get some liquor I'm not even kidding.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

IZ

#112
March 26, 2011, 10:37:05 PM
ha! Well that's the second time you've suggested that so I should start stocking up.
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

cokey

#113
March 27, 2011, 07:07:00 AM
But its all worth it..

I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

lazylightnin717

#114
March 28, 2011, 06:35:53 PM
Due date: April 2nd.     :o

Yep. That's about it.
Comes a time
When the blind man takes your hand
Says don't you see
Gotta' make it somehow
On the dreams you still believe

IZ

#115
March 28, 2011, 07:39:59 PM
Quote from: lazylightnin717 on March 28, 2011, 06:35:53 PM
Due date: April 2nd.     :o

Yep. That's about it.

Just a few more days.  [thumbsup] 

Mrs. IZ iz at 24 weeks.  My god..it's going to be just a few more days for us too!!
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

lazylightnin717

#116
March 29, 2011, 02:35:21 PM
Well... I'm sitting in the delivery room. Thanks to WiFi, she is mad as a hornet because I'm on my "stupid motorcycle" site. They said that the baby weighs 9.1 pounds and they want it out now.

Induced labor..... here we go!!!!
Comes a time
When the blind man takes your hand
Says don't you see
Gotta' make it somehow
On the dreams you still believe

AJ

#117
March 29, 2011, 06:36:09 PM
Quote from: lazylightnin717 on March 29, 2011, 02:35:21 PM
...They said that the baby weighs 9.1 pounds...
:o
!!!!!!!!!
GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

cokey

#118
March 29, 2011, 06:52:51 PM
That's a big baby.. my wife was on facebook while after being induced n still waiting.  Had to go c section
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

rgramjet

#119
March 29, 2011, 07:20:13 PM
Quote from: lazylightnin717 on March 29, 2011, 02:35:21 PM
Well... I'm sitting in the delivery room. Thanks to WiFi, she is mad as a hornet because I'm on my "stupid motorcycle" site. They said that the baby weighs 9.1 pounds and they want it out now.

Induced labor..... here we go!!!!

HEY, how are you gonna videotape the blessed event if you're playing around on your stupid phone??  Forego that pesky epidural........it'll make for better footage.......its not like the kid is 9.2 lbs!




;D






Congrats Mang!
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