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Started by herm, June 01, 2008, 12:36:32 PM

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Monsterlover

#285
January 25, 2011, 04:38:31 AM
Damn :o
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Grampa

#286
January 25, 2011, 07:37:36 AM
That was about as exciting as a david blaine show shot by m night
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

fastwin

#287
January 25, 2011, 07:38:00 AM
Darwinism. [bang] Wouldn't he be surprised if that train had something dangling down between the cars. Like hydraulic hoses... or a grappling hook. ;D
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Monsterlover

#288
January 25, 2011, 08:20:49 AM
Now there's a terrible image [laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

herm

#289
January 25, 2011, 11:58:12 AM
whatever the case, his stones are huge compared to his grey matter..

Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

fastwin

#290
January 25, 2011, 02:32:23 PM
Well said. ;D
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

IZ

#291
April 02, 2011, 04:46:46 PM
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Randimus Maximus

#292
April 02, 2011, 05:27:07 PM

herm

#293
April 02, 2011, 08:19:17 PM
foot of snow on my birthday....WTF!!!
:P
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

Mother

#294
April 02, 2011, 08:22:46 PM
Quote from: herm on April 02, 2011, 08:19:17 PM
foot of snow on my birthday....WTF!!!
:P

Sunny and 60 here in Oregon yesterday

Snow today
found my old skin suit

herm

#295
April 02, 2011, 08:31:36 PM
Quote from: Jacob on April 02, 2011, 08:22:46 PM
Sunny and 60 here in Oregon yesterday

Snow today

yeah,....it was sunny and 50 on thursday...
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

Randimus Maximus

#296
April 02, 2011, 08:36:08 PM
80 here today.

snow in the forecast for tomorrow

herm

#297
April 02, 2011, 09:00:05 PM
whatever snow you get will be gone in a day or two....

i miss colorado.
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

TiNi

#298
April 03, 2011, 07:11:05 AM
Quote from: herm on April 02, 2011, 08:19:17 PM
foot of snow on my birthday....WTF!!!
:P

happy birthday  :)

Howie

#299
April 03, 2011, 07:52:21 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERM!

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