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Started by herm, June 01, 2008, 12:36:32 PM

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Mother

#315
April 06, 2011, 04:52:37 AM
snowing again...

I was wondering

if we all put a few dollars in the kitty

we could get old man winter laid

and

he would knock this shit off

found my old skin suit

ducpainter

#316
April 06, 2011, 04:54:13 AM
Quote from: Jacob on April 06, 2011, 04:52:37 AM
snowing again...

I was wondering

if we all put a few dollars in the kitty

we could get old man winter laid

and

he would knock this shit off


but with who?

mother nature?  [bang]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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ungeheuer

#317
April 06, 2011, 06:23:34 AM
Quote from: Jacob on February 15, 1974, 06:11:15 PM
...if we all put a few dollars in the kitty

we could get old man winter laid.....

Quote from: ducpainter on April 06, 2011, 04:54:13 AM
but with who?

mother nature?  [bang]
I'm not an expert in this area, but IMO its never a good idea to make the beast with two backs with mother nature.
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ducpainter

#318
April 06, 2011, 06:24:38 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on April 06, 2011, 06:23:34 AM
I'm not an expert in this area, but IMO its never a good idea to make the beast with two backs with mother nature.
exactly...
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


herm

#319
April 06, 2011, 10:18:03 AM
oh,...this could go wrong so easily...
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

badgalbetty

#320
April 06, 2011, 03:04:41 PM
it already has............ [laugh]
"Its never too late to be who you might have been" - George Elliot.

herm

#321
April 06, 2011, 07:06:09 PM
WTF!!
which is more important? protection of life and property, or operating an elevator.... [bang]
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

Mother

#322
April 06, 2011, 11:22:23 PM
Quote from: herm on April 06, 2011, 07:06:09 PM
WTF!!
which is more important? protection of life and property, or operating an elevator.... [bang]

depends on which dept you are applying for
found my old skin suit

herm

#323
April 07, 2011, 05:34:42 AM
Quote from: Jacob on April 06, 2011, 11:22:23 PM
depends on which dept you are applying for

or what the desired end state actually is...
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

ducpainter

#324
April 07, 2011, 05:40:01 AM
Quote from: herm on April 06, 2011, 07:06:09 PM
WTF!!
which is more important? protection of life and property, or operating an elevator.... [bang]
How many flights of stairs?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


herm

#325
April 07, 2011, 01:17:11 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 07, 2011, 05:40:01 AM
How many flights of stairs?

shouldn't matter...the individuals using the elevators ought to be capable of pushing the button themselves...i would think.
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

herm

#326
April 07, 2011, 01:17:59 PM
Quote from: Jacob on April 06, 2011, 11:22:23 PM
depends on which dept you are applying for
oh, BTW,...i had my elevator rescue training last month.
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

ducpainter

#327
April 07, 2011, 01:20:13 PM
Quote from: herm on April 07, 2011, 01:17:11 PM
shouldn't matter...the individuals using the elevators ought to be capable of pushing the button themselves...i would think.
I'm obviously missing something here.

Feel like being less obtuse?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Mother

#328
April 07, 2011, 05:32:16 PM
Quote from: herm on April 07, 2011, 01:17:59 PM

oh, BTW,...i had my elevator rescue training last month.

Nice  [thumbsup]

did they let you rappell the shaft?

we got to do that at UMCD but all rescue was from the floors, no one in the shafts if it was loaded with a lift
found my old skin suit

herm

#329
April 07, 2011, 07:03:49 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 07, 2011, 01:20:13 PM
I'm obviously missing something here.

Feel like being less obtuse?

i can't.......not without violating board rules.
Quote from: Jacob on April 07, 2011, 05:32:16 PM
Nice  [thumbsup]

did they let you rappell the shaft?

we got to do that at UMCD but all rescue was from the floors, no one in the shafts if it was loaded with a lift

no, we don't have any elevators over 3 floors in my town...nothing you can't do with a ladder.
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...
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