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Toasty.... a retrospective or,The Audacity of Toast.

Started by Grampa, September 16, 2008, 09:37:13 AM

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MrFryMoto

i have seen and shaken hands (chords?) with the one we call "Toasty", and i was going to steal him...

i had it all worked out; room on the rear seat, a bag to put him in, and a net to strap him down.
when the time came, i looked and looked, but he was nowhere to be found; he had been toast-napped.
There was much pondering of where he could be; some people even had the audacity to blame me! All i could do was shake my head and sigh when accused.
He was almost mine... almost.



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mostrobelle

I think I was caught on camera in a port-a-potty with Toasty once. 

Although it's not unusual for me to lock myself in a bathroom with an appliance, this was the first one that didn't have batteries.   [evil]

[laugh]

I need more inspiration for this little piece, Bobspapa... I'm going to rent Maximum Overdrive (yes, I was one of the 17 people that actually liked that movie, but you have to be rrrrrreally high...er....or so I've heard) and various episodes of KnightRider to get into the zen/spirit/ghost of the machine.   [cheeky]
94,500 miles...05/22/15

m9hundo

Giving Toasty some shade at Laguna Seca MotoGP 2006


whats moepery? moepery is when you expose yourself to a blind person.

Grampa

I sent a letter to Oster, and gave them a lil info on Toasty, and asked for any info and or pics they may have on the manufacturing process.

[laugh]

We'll see how they respond  :D
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

lauramonster

Toasty's been very lucky to have such a wonderful family.  Lots of family vacations, time on the road, knows his cousins better than I know mine!!!  What a great life. 

Interesting how versatile he is.   The different facets of his personality come out with each relative he stays with!
Frickin' snow!

Grampa

Quote from: lauramonster on September 21, 2008, 05:31:02 PM
Toasty's been very lucky to have such a wonderful family.  Lots of family vacations, time on the road, knows his cousins better than I know mine!!!  What a great life. 

Interesting how versatile he is.   The different facets of his personality come out with each relative he stays with!

we had to do an intervention after his stay with Mother.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

jdubbs32584

Quote from: bobspapa on September 21, 2008, 07:58:19 PM
we had to do an intervention after his stay with Mother.

I can see why. I need an intervention too.

He'll be back from his most recent deployment soon so I'll bug him to post up pics and stories. Toasty is a good fireman.

stopintime

252,000 km/seventeen years - loving it

cokey

I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

Speedbag

Toasty briefly pondering a career as hardtail gas tank in my shop, September '07:

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

IZ

2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

mostrobelle

Is that really her?  What is she, like two feet tall?  She makes that toaster look big.   [laugh]
94,500 miles...05/22/15

TiNi

#27
i've seen toasty 4 times

1. 1098 launch in CT
2. 06 laguna GP
3. 08 dimby (the first original official dimby)
4. 08 indy GP

i believe the 08 indy GP was the last time he made an appearance ...
i happened to take a pic of him on the counter of the desmo ohio booth
he looks like he needs a spa day  [laugh] [laugh]


red baron

What about Nate burning his imposter at the stake...... [laugh]
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

TiNi

Quote from: red baron on April 09, 2011, 07:26:02 AM
What about Nate burning his imposter at the stake...... [laugh]

i do remember the imposter, but he was assassinated  ;)
at point blank i'll add