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I have laid claim to DeVal

Started by Mother, June 19, 2008, 08:17:11 AM

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mdriver

I fart in your general direction!  ;D
Bike Info: 2001 Ducati M750 Dark, 2007 Triumph Bonneville

Visolara

Maurice Miller
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KnightofNi

Quote from: Visolara on June 23, 2008, 01:10:27 PM
DeVal = Dutch Oven'ville?



if mom won't get jealous you can climb into bed with one of us and find out  ;)
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

jdubbs32584

Quote from: KnightofNi on June 23, 2008, 01:29:05 PM
if mom won't get jealous you can climb into bed with one of us and find out  ;)

Mom aint gettin jealous anymore.  ;D

Mother

Quote from: KnightofNi on June 23, 2008, 01:29:05 PM
if mom won't get jealous you can climb into bed with one of us and find out  ;)

Maurice's ass is our manhattan project

Quote from: JBubble on June 23, 2008, 01:30:34 PM
Mom aint gettin jealous anymore.  ;D

is "jealous" a code word...

tunp

Quote from: ryandalling on June 19, 2008, 09:27:53 PM
Can I keep the bacon? I like bacon.
we will stand firm on bacon protection
ride w/ a smile
Tony A

Visolara

Quote from: tunp on June 23, 2008, 02:37:41 PM
we will stand firm on bacon protection

i dont get it.

it just falls off the side, tho the lube is nice, and I hear it tastes ok too.

Maurice Miller
2009 OMRRA Rider Representative

OMRRA #39
WMRRA #39
Dark Horse Racing

Race Supporters -
Noel Communications, Inc. , 2Fast Motorcycle Track Days & Instruction , KBC Helmets , EDR Performance , Cascade Tracktime , GP Suspension North , KFG Dunlop LLC , LP Privateer , Dainese , AMS Oil

| 2006 Ducati 749S (street) | 2004 Suzuki SV650S (race) | 2002 Aprilia Mille (race) |

NEIKOS

Quote from: Visolara on June 23, 2008, 02:39:31 PM
. . . it just falls off the side, tho the lube is nice, and I hear it tastes ok too.

This is why I don't come over when you offer bacon wrapped pig-in-blankets!  ;D

desmosome

Quote from: Visolara on June 19, 2008, 01:18:56 PM
We need to make some "Keep Jacob Weird" stickers.  They seem fitting in a thread like this.




krolik

Quote from: JBubble on June 23, 2008, 01:30:34 PM
Mom aint gettin jealous anymore.  ;D

Not until the third week of July, that is. [evil] [laugh]
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

Buckethead

Quote from: KnightofNi on June 23, 2008, 10:09:55 AM
Dear Mother,
      The geverning body of DeVal has reviewed your 'claim' to the property knowns as "DeVal Mostro" and we regret to inform you that it has been denied. You may file a petition to have your request reviewed (form 1286.01a) by certified mail ONLY. Please be sure to include the non-refundable $137.25 processing fee to ensure it is not rejected right away. This needs to be in the form of a cashier's check, no cash or personal checks will be accepted, chack should be made payable to Deval Mostro. Include any and all backup to your claim of ownership in order to  best prove your case for ownership. A reply will be sent back to you within 10-15 business days after your petition has been recieved. You will then recieve a secondary letter notifying you if your case has been accepted for review or not. if it has been accepted then we will give you a hearing date. Your hearing date will be 1-3 days after the notification has been sent. You must be present at this hearing otherwise your case is forfiet and you may no longer make any claims to any territory within the Deval Borders.

Again, we thank you for time and understanding in this matter.


DeVal Management Team

Jeebus. That sounds all official and legal-eze-esque.

You get Statler to type that one up for you?
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

KnightofNi

that was typed up by our DeVal legal team.

despite what you may think by our rough exterior, charming looks, and welcoming personalities, we actually do have quite the eclectic group.



and if you try to take our bacon you will lose more than your appetite.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

krolik

Quote from: KnightofNi on June 23, 2008, 07:03:06 PM
that was typed up by our DeVal legal team.

despite what you may think by our rough exterior, charming looks, and welcoming personalities, we actually do have quite the eclectic group.



and if you try to take our bacon you will lose more than your appetite.

turkey bacon?


We'll trade you IZ for a warmed over cheesesteak. :-*
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

clopstyle

Quote from: krolik on June 23, 2008, 07:29:00 PM
turkey bacon?


We'll trade you IZ for a warmed over cheesesteak. :-*

Turkey bacon = more gooder.