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DRKWNG

#2145
March 26, 2011, 05:44:25 PM
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

DarkMonster620

#2146
March 26, 2011, 08:47:40 PM
took a rack down, 24, no more need to be awake to watch F1 ... race starts 0100h local ..
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

lawbreaker

#2147
March 27, 2011, 03:48:42 PM
... Just polished off my last Bells HopSlam... which i had shipped to me. Now i'm declaring WAR on a Drakes Hopocalypse..


Must admit i'm a bit of a hop-monster [thumbsup]



... I wouldnt wash my dogs... or my Monster... with Coors light. [drink]

the_Journeyman

#2148
April 20, 2011, 08:24:15 PM
I am drunk.  Not sure where the bed is.  i might find it.
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

brimo

#2149
April 21, 2011, 01:28:33 AM
mmmmmm........bushmills.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

the_Journeyman

#2150
April 21, 2011, 09:39:10 AM
Hey, here's this thread.  I was too drunk to find it last night....

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

DRKWNG

#2151
April 21, 2011, 11:50:08 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on April 20, 2011, 08:24:15 PM
I am drunk.  Not sure where the bed is.  i might find it.


Quote from: the_Journeyman on April 21, 2011, 09:39:10 AM
Hey, here's this thread.  I was too drunk to find it last night....

JM

I'd say you found it just fine.   :D
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

DarkMonster620

#2152
April 21, 2011, 03:13:03 PM
He don't remember he found it ...

That's what you call drunk ...!!!
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

KnightofNi

#2153
April 23, 2011, 12:25:41 AM
is this what being single is all about?


i'm drunk, she's drunk, but i can't get over her not shutting the make the beast with two backs up....
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

DRKWNG

#2154
April 23, 2011, 05:37:44 AM
The previous she or a new she?
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

KnightofNi

#2155
April 23, 2011, 07:34:35 AM
Quote from: DRKWNG on April 23, 2011, 05:37:44 AM
The previous she or a new she?

a different she.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

brimo

#2156
April 23, 2011, 11:41:56 PM
Will this wine make the flu go away? Bushmills didn't work, home brew didn't either.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

The Architect

#2157
April 24, 2011, 04:49:26 PM
oh is it the beer

the food

the black zambuca

the food

the scotch

the food

the beer

the food

it's so bad I'm watching the end of school of rock and really enjoying it..............

I'm so full....


DarkMonster620

#2158
April 24, 2011, 05:55:08 PM
just had spritzer on Friday evening ... since nothing ... stomach played bad joke on meself this weekend ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

LMT

#2159
April 26, 2011, 08:50:36 PM
The beer

The growler

the  Imperial IPA

I drank it all

the IZ_ head, can hardly spell or walk the dog

thank the gods for spell check

not totally wasted

!!!!

I have to teach at 0700!   [beer]
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