I just wanted to let you all in on a little conspiracy .  There is a big surprise in store for Michelle on July 4th.

July 4th is also Michelle's birthday.  It's a big one:  she's going to be 30.  Sheesh, what an old hag - ah, just kidding!  What the hell, I think I'll keep her (if she'll have me!). 

She thinks only a couple of our friends our coming over, but she's in for a little shock when a lot of others show up in classic surprise fashion, thanks to my behind-the-scenes scheming and skulduggery (sound cue for Dr. Evil laugh muuhahaha!). 

About a dozen or so are in on on the scam already, but what the heck, I think we need more to make it a real 4th o' July bash.

Snacks, bevs and BBQ are lined up.  We just need more participants.  We've just fenced off the whole back yard, so there's plenty of of room & privacy.  Bonfire and tiki torches are ready to go.

The gathering is going to be kid friendly, with only the wimpy Oregon style fireworks.  None of that out-of-state artillery shit this year.  I did that last year and it was like Shock and Awe Baghdad-style, i'm done with that, too stressful.  We'll let the crazy neighbors do it.

So, there it is.  The 4th is usually pretty well booked up for most folks, but just in case you are open, please feel free to drop by the fest.

If you've got the time & want to have some fun, come on by.  The invitation is open to all you detestable, vile motorcycle fiends that I know, kind of know, or hell, just might have heard of you.

Drop me line if you want details.

Johnny D

Sounds good johnny, ill see whats going on we might be going to bend for the 4th.  If not im there. You old devil sounds like you have a real surprise for her brewing...

I'm on call for the week of the 4th. 

Quote from: Visolara on June 24, 2008, 07:55:50 AM
I'm on call for the week of the 4th. 

I've been drunk at your house when you were "ON CALL"

I don't buy it

Quote from: Mother on June 24, 2008, 08:02:22 AM
I've been drunk at your house when you were "ON CALL"

I don't buy it

Exactly, I was "home". 

I can go for a bit, but can't drink to much, or stay to long. 

Quote from: Visolara on June 24, 2008, 08:15:35 AM
I can go for a bit, but can't stay to long. 

Weird... that is exactly what Mo said about you.... 

Wait, JD, aren't you like old and stuff?  And your wifey is turning 30?  Good on you my friend!!     Course, I can't say much, my beautiful Fiance is young as well...   

We can't make it tho, I have to work and G is singing in the Blue's Festival here (yes, I'm missing her singing and it doesn't make me happy, lemme tell ya)... 

Wish her many happy returns and HAVE FUN!!

Is it a NW thing that you guys go after the younger girls?

J seems to have done that this time.... 

Quote from: JBubble on June 24, 2008, 09:47:45 AM
Is it a NW thing that you guys go after the younger girls?

J seems to have done that this time.... 

maurice started it

Quote from: marvellous on June 24, 2008, 09:41:42 AM
Wait, JD, aren't you like old and stuff? 

Yes.  I'm 62 72.  But I did a lot of drugs in the 1960's, so I look a bit younger. 

Quote from: JBubble on June 24, 2008, 09:47:45 AM
Is it a NW thing that you guys go after the younger girls?

J seems to have done that this time.... 

It wasn't my fault - it was the Ducati.

Dawwwww!!!


PS, thats mother's excuse too!

Quote from: JohnnyDucati on June 24, 2008, 11:57:14 AM
It wasn't my fault - it was the Ducati.

Anyone can get laid riding a Ducati . . . even me. 

Quote from: NEIKOS on June 24, 2008, 01:25:36 PM
Anyone can get laid riding a Ducati . . . even me. 

i dont get it.

Quote from: Visolara on June 24, 2008, 01:39:39 PM
i dont get it.

Heh, well maybe anyone but Mo can get laid riding a Duc . . . wait . . . isn't C all like . . . pregnant?  You musta got it at least once