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The Official DMF WTF!!!! Thread

Started by herm, June 01, 2008, 12:36:32 PM

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Randimus Maximus

Quote from: Bick on June 24, 2008, 02:57:53 PM
Seeing some of the security personnel...

I thought some of them were related to you?  :-*

MrFryMoto

MrFry's News Ticker:
*shifty eyes* someone's been reporting bad news-->Fry-Cycles to offer baked, broiled & deep fried options as well .....My Little Pony still in style.....House NOT destroyed in motorcycle gang's takeover!.....DMF: where the cool kids hang out........

TiNi


trenner


MrFryMoto

MrFry's News Ticker:
*shifty eyes* someone's been reporting bad news-->Fry-Cycles to offer baked, broiled & deep fried options as well .....My Little Pony still in style.....House NOT destroyed in motorcycle gang's takeover!.....DMF: where the cool kids hang out........

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Speeddog

Why is he squashing those tiny people in his hands?
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Grampa

MEGA MULLET MONSTER MUST CRUSH PUNY HUMANS
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

spolic

He man, where are all the ads?

DoubleEagle

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herm

WTF!!

almost got killed on a ride yesterday. :o

coming around a long sweeping turn, following about 2 car lengths behind the cage in front.
closer to the edge of the road than the center line.

make the beast with two backsing cage comes barreling around the corner, crosses the double yellow center line right after passing the cage in front of me.
moving really fast
passes within about 2 feet of my left hand. no recognition that i am there what so ever.
make the beast with two backser came on so fast that by the time i registered what was happening, the car was passing me.
almost shit myself.

i had to pull over and get my heart started again.
then i spent about 5 minute deciding whether to continue my ride or go home.
shoulda gone home as it turned out, but thats another story :P
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

Scottish


Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: msincredible on June 24, 2008, 01:34:48 PM
Friday night I stepped in dog poop.

At the airport.

On carpet.

WTF??

Well duh-they had to leave it there.



You can't bring gels on board anymore  [laugh]
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Buckethead

And you wonder why she laughs at your beer-and-Skittle-induced suffering? WTF?
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Super T.I.B

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