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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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lethe

#85860
May 15, 2011, 05:25:04 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 15, 2011, 05:17:22 AM
Is it wrong to use a straight jacket on a 5 year old? [laugh]
useless
I'd give Lil' Houdini 2 minutes max to escape it and then he'd be off exacting his revenge somewhere
probably pour juice in your boots
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'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

#85861
May 15, 2011, 05:36:09 AM
Quote from: lethe on May 15, 2011, 05:25:04 AM
useless
I'd give Lil' Houdini 2 minutes max to escape it and then he'd be off exacting his revenge somewhere
probably pour juice in your boots
yeah...you're right.

except it would probably be messier than juice.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


lethe

#85862
May 15, 2011, 05:39:49 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 15, 2011, 05:36:09 AM
yeah...you're right.

except it would probably be messier than juice.
dead squirrel?
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'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ducpainter

#85863
May 15, 2011, 05:41:15 AM
Quote from: lethe on May 15, 2011, 05:39:49 AM
dead squirrel?
I took all the dead squirrels away when I found out that was abusive.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


DarkMonster620

#85864
May 15, 2011, 05:52:05 AM
Quote from: lethe on May 15, 2011, 04:49:48 AM
alright, if I must












Nice lid ...

Usually before I take a drink I would take my helmet off ... or use a real long straw !!!
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

TiNi

#85865
May 15, 2011, 06:14:05 AM
Quote from: Dan on May 15, 2011, 05:21:56 AM
It's OK as long as the straight jacket has never come in contact with a squirrel.


[laugh]

ungeheuer

#85866
May 15, 2011, 06:21:44 AM Last Edit: May 15, 2011, 06:23:44 AM by ungeheuer
Quote from: ducpainter on May 15, 2011, 05:41:15 AM
I took all the dead squirrels away when I found out that was abusive.
Not in reference to any particular case, but just generally  ;)......

Is it still abuse if the squirrel meets its demise at the hands of a squirrel-abused child?  I mean..... what if its squirrelicide and an apparently innocent child is really a vicious wildlife murderer?  Hmm??
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ducpainter

#85867
May 15, 2011, 06:25:43 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on May 15, 2011, 06:21:44 AM
Not in reference to any particular case, but just generally  ;)......

Is it still abuse if the squirrel meets its demise at the hands of a squirrel-abused child?  I mean..... what if its squirrelicide and an apparently innocent child is really a vicious wildlife murderer?  Hmm??
Wouldn't that be similar to biblical justice and therefore OK?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


lethe

#85868
May 15, 2011, 06:29:40 AM
a squirrel for a squirrel
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'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ungeheuer

#85869
May 15, 2011, 06:34:52 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 15, 2011, 06:25:43 AM
Wouldn't that be similar to biblical justice and therefore OK?
I think you'll find that its only OK if the murdered squirrel is subsequently turned into a pillar of salt.
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Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

Buckethead

#85870
May 15, 2011, 06:38:45 AM
Or a delicious stew.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Monsterlover

#85871
May 15, 2011, 06:40:44 AM
Nom
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the_Journeyman

#85872
May 15, 2011, 06:51:47 AM
Squirrel Bacon!

JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

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LMT

#85873
May 15, 2011, 08:09:38 AM
Moved to Seattle did you?

Looks just like our forecast.


Quote from: Got Duc on May 15, 2011, 04:42:51 AM
We have rain scheduled until next weekend

DarkMonster620

#85874
May 15, 2011, 10:39:52 AM
felt the love this morning ... what a nice surprise on a Sunday morning on the way to the supermarket ...

hey bh, need your address ... pm to me ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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