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DarkMonster620

#85875
May 15, 2011, 01:09:39 PM
Look who's waiting on a visa to visit the USA ...


Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

The Bacon Junkie

#85876
May 15, 2011, 01:37:25 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

DarkMonster620

#85877
May 15, 2011, 01:39:19 PM
armadillo bacon then?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Monsterlover

#85878
May 15, 2011, 01:40:11 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on May 15, 2011, 01:09:39 PM
Look who's waiting on a visa to visit the USA ...




That stuff looks powerful. And tasty.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DarkMonster620

#85879
May 15, 2011, 01:41:53 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 15, 2011, 01:40:11 PM
That stuff looks powerful. And tasty.

Ask JM .... he knows
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

The Bacon Junkie

#85880
May 15, 2011, 02:27:46 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Monsterlover

#85881
May 15, 2011, 02:32:41 PM
Is it wrong to feed Bacon to a pig?
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DarkMonster620

#85882
May 15, 2011, 02:33:46 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 15, 2011, 02:32:41 PM
Is it wrong to feed Bacon to a pig?

don't hink so ... they do eat meat ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

lethe

#85883
May 15, 2011, 02:35:54 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 15, 2011, 02:32:41 PM
Is it wrong to feed Bacon to a pig?
bacon squared
if you then feed that bacon to another pig, it becomes bacon cubed
eat that and you will get the powers of a god
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

The Bacon Junkie

#85884
May 15, 2011, 02:50:41 PM
Quote from: lethe on May 15, 2011, 02:35:54 PM
bacon squared
if you then feed that bacon to another pig, it becomes bacon cubed
eat that and you will get the powers of a god


...or they change your name to Bacon Junkie.  ;)

unfortunately, no accompanying God-like powers.  :-\



But I do have a heck of a hangover...  still.  at 3pm.   :-X




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

AJ

#85885
May 15, 2011, 02:55:55 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on May 15, 2011, 02:50:41 PM
But I do have a heck of a hangover...  still.  at 3pm.   

May I suggest more rocks with your scotch?



Or crushed ice in your Bartles & Jaymes?
;D
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

ducpainter

#85886
May 15, 2011, 03:47:36 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 15, 2011, 02:32:41 PM
Is it wrong to feed Bacon to a pig?
yes it is
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


DarkMonster620

#85887
May 15, 2011, 03:49:37 PM
dp,

did you see the pic i posted?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

The Bacon Junkie

#85888
May 15, 2011, 04:31:30 PM
Quote from: AJ on May 15, 2011, 02:55:55 PM
May I suggest more rocks with your scotch?



Or crushed ice in your Bartles & Jaymes?
;D

Wow...  You basically just called me a big pu$$y, didn't you...  [laugh]

no scotch or Bartles & James...

Killed a bottle of Hendrick's, two bottles of Prosecco, polished off the Woodford's, went through the rest of the Limoncello and Di Saronno, bottle and a half of white wine, and some other shit that Sac Duc mixed up...

We're just in training for DIMBY in two weeks...

You're coming, right?  ;)

:-*



[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

ducpainter

#85889
May 15, 2011, 04:33:57 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on May 15, 2011, 03:49:37 PM
dp,

did you see the pic i posted?
...and I'm very very scared. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


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