And it's sort of an honor to be ribbed like this because the only other member to receive a beating anything like this has been IZ.

Speaking of which:

Quote from: Monster Dave on May 24, 2011, 09:44:34 AM
And it's sort of an honor to be ribbed like this because the only other member to receive a beating anything like this has been IZ.

Speaking of which:

<coffee out nose>

^Your reply made me laugh harder than my post!! 

I love these "private memes" for the DMF.  Poor Zach was on this morning but no idea if he's seen this thread.

"11ty billion"
"my 620 can go 140"
"IZ---IZ_ pics"
"THAT'S A DERBY"
and now
"I love jumping over my Ducati"

This is so freaking funny, I am sitting in class laughing my ass of. Thanks guys for making my thread so damn funny!

Quote from: ZachDDill on May 24, 2011, 09:56:34 AM
This is so freaking funny, I am sitting in class laughing my ass of. Thanks guys for making my thread so damn funny!

Thanks for being a good sport!

I love it. All in good fun!

All that pic needs is a wolf shooting lasers out of its eyes.

I should recreate this picture with no photoshop.

Quote from: IZ on May 23, 2011, 09:58:52 PM
Holy SH*T!! I am dying over here!!  This is better than the pink monster with streamers thread!!

Zach, keep in mind..this is only tough love.  Randall was in the same boat you are now a few years back.  But given the DMF tough love treatment, he now owns and operates BellisiMoto. 

Nice Monster you've got there.  Just need to lose the Mickey Mouse mirrors, tail section, frame stickers.  17 with a Duc though?! 

BTW..what's your vertical leap?     

Thanks bud! yea I need to do some mods to my baby, I got her a good 5 months ago and have been lacking the money to mod her at all. No idea about to vertical leap tho, Pretty good for a white boy? Is that a good measurement?

Quote from: ZachDDill on May 24, 2011, 10:29:41 AM
Thanks bud! yea I need to do some mods to my baby, I got her a good 5 months ago and have been lacking the money to mod her at all. No idea about to vertical leap tho, Pretty good for a white boy? Is that a good measurement?

One of the cheaper mods is to do the tail chop. Then you get to spray water up your back everytime it rains. No one mentions that when they tell you how awesome the tail chop is 

Quote from: Le Pirate on May 24, 2011, 11:10:28 AM
One of the cheaper mods is to do the tail chop. Then you get to spray water up your back everytime it rains. No one mentions that when they tell you how awesome the tail chop is 

Case in point: http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=49273.0

I'm old enough to be your grandmother and I'm sitting in a class sneaking a peak at the DMF & got busted with an "LOL" - as u kids call it.

Good timing of this thread with Dolph's saddening exit.

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this is harder than you think


must get work done


it's 2000th post I can waste a few minutes


is there a methadone equivalent for photoshop? 

Quote from: The Architect on May 24, 2011, 11:56:25 AM

is there a methadone equivalent for photoshop? 

Sure.... GIMP.