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West Coast DIMBY!! - May 27th - 30th!! - PICS START ON PAGE 21

Started by SacDuc, February 28, 2011, 08:57:08 PM

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IZ

It was everything I expected and more.
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2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

IZ

Second casualty of the West Coast DIMBY... Turkey Bacon Grease in Bacon Junkies eyeball.
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

orangelion03

VIVA LA EVOLUCION!!!

Buckethead

Quote from: IZ on May 29, 2011, 06:07:00 PM
Second casualty of the West Coast DIMBY... Turkey Bacon Grease in Bacon Junkies eyeball.

Isn't that like matter and antimatter colliding?
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Mother

does the junkie still have a functioning eyeball?
found my old skin suit

Mother

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on May 29, 2011, 07:58:01 PM
Well I guess the best thing from this weekend is I found out I really am hay. And I think I just shit myself.

um

huh

?
found my old skin suit

AJ

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on May 29, 2011, 07:58:01 PM
Well I guess the best thing from this weekend is I found out I really am hay. And I think I just shit myself.

...so...you're now a snack for the buttered pony?
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

The Bacon Junkie

#292
I forgot to log out.  One of these fine upstanding members of our Ducati community must have posted under my account....   Bastards.  >:(

;D

Quote from: AJ on May 29, 2011, 08:21:41 PM
...so...you're now a snack for the buttered pony?


[laugh]

Quote from: Jacob on May 29, 2011, 07:32:27 PM
does the junkie still have a functioning eyeball?


Splatter caught me in the top corner of my eyelid, then dripped into my eye...  :P

quick thinking by slowpoke and Sac Duc averted serious damage.   [thumbsup]

eye and eyelid are really red, but vision isn't too IZ_. 

It's all because IZ wanted turkey bacon. >:(

I had just cooked 4 pounds of real bacon and was cooking the turkey bacon in real bacon grease to try and give it some semblance of legitimacy.  The bacon grease rebelled against the blasphemous turkey and spit in my eye.  [thumbsdown]

All because of IZ...  I think he should introduce me to his sister to make up for it...    ;)




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Buckethead

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on May 29, 2011, 08:50:06 PM
I had just cooked 4 pounds of real bacon and was cooking the turkey bacon in real bacon grease to try and give it some semblance of legitimacy.  The bacon grease rebelled against the blasphemous turkey and spit in my eye.  [thumbsdown]

So like I said:

Quote from: Buckethead on May 29, 2011, 07:22:36 PM
Isn't that like matter and antimatter colliding?

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

IZ

Bacon junkie bought that turkey bacon btw. It was kind of awesome that though. It was like the money shot out of the pan and straight into his eye.
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

The Bacon Junkie

I spent $3.95 on turkey bacon as a joke for IZ.  I never thought he would actually ask me to cook it.   :-\

Anyway,  we're drunk.  Thank goodness for spellcheck.   [laugh]

Polpetta was getting tired of all the dick jokes, so she made a rule that anytime someone made a dick joke or sexually explicit  comment, they had to take a shot.

We've already gone through a bottle of tequila, a bottle of Kraken Rum, and halfway through the bottle of bourbon.  [evil]





Dammit... It's taken me like 45 minutes to type thus make the beast with two backsin' post.  make the beast with two backs.




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Buckethead

IZ: Cock, dick, pole (not the nationality).  [beer]

Junkie: Your mom, IZ's mom, and "That's what she said."  [beer]

Sac: Anal, anal, and /anal.  [beer]


Drink up, make the beast with two backsers!   ;D
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

The Bacon Junkie

Heheh...  Yeah pretty much! ;)

make the beast with two backs, I'm drunkled...

WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Have piksx of Carl and Scott and iz and Dan and fick WTF. 

Ali babba an the 40 thieves! Ali babba and the 40 thieves!!!

Rymin' and atealin!  From here to white castle

Beasties ftw!!! 


[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Stella

"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

The Bacon Junkie

Hey Stelllllaaa!!!  Wish you and Randy were here to join in the fun.


make the beast with two backsin'... I m werring the bacon mobile shirt he sennt me!  And.

Mr. It and his girlfriend Sandra are troopers. They're new to the dmfmf and they've hg out for two days with us crazy folk. ;D   Amd they keeep
como ing back ;)

Some low points, but like two.  :-\    On our ride today, as wee got up to the top of the mountain about 4000 feet.. It started to get mist and then lightnraim
:P

so we turned around and went home and got frickin' drumkinfied.  Again

so, it's like 11 oh clock
and weeve got beasties boys blasting and rump shakin' and booty moobin an
cutting of the rug s be happenning   An nowm we gotta get shit DONE!!!

Earth quakin, floor shakin', bacon makin, boot stompin', body rockin', glass
clinking, hard drinking, rug cuttin, no one's sluttin', bein' sweet, and movin
those feet good time! Hellz yeah!'  [beer]

pregnant doges!!!


[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...