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The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread

Started by Kaveh, May 16, 2008, 11:00:15 PM

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ducpainter

Quote from: kopfjäger on December 01, 2010, 04:41:50 PM
The "Enjoy your stay" was from the last time you were here.  :D
I probably should have just stayed here.   [laugh]

Quote from: DRKWNG on December 01, 2010, 05:30:18 PM
Which thread?  Inquiring minds want to know.   :D

Nevermind.  Found it.  ;)
I'm actually relieved.

It feels good to speak up sometimes.

You guys would like me waaaay less if I did it all the time. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”




The Bacon Junkie

I'm giving myself a 30 minute ban for a "That's what she said" comment in the "Hungry?" thread

I'm so immature sometimes...









[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

duccarlos

I'm banning myself for the whole holiday weekend before I call people that ride like assholes assholes.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

ducpainter

Quote from: duccarlos on May 27, 2011, 03:34:18 PM
I'm banning myself for the whole holiday weekend before I call people that ride like assholes assholes.
You don't need to ride to be an asshole.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Oldfisti

Quote from: ducpainter on May 27, 2011, 06:27:06 PM
You don't need to ride to be an asshole.


Truer words were never spoken....
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

The Bacon Junkie

I'm here cuz, well...




I'm sure y'all can figure it out...  ;)







[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

The Bacon Junkie

Dammit... broke my ban and now impose a more lengthy ban on myself for being a

"provocative troll" and an "Internet Cockroach"

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Randimus Maximus

do I have to be a "troll" or a "cockroach" to hang in here?

duccarlos

Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

RAT900

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 01, 2011, 07:56:11 AM
do I have to be a "troll" or a "cockroach" to hang in here?

There's a section over by me reserved for shit-stirring buffoons
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducpainter

Quote from: RAT900 on June 01, 2011, 10:06:24 AM
There's a section over by me reserved for shit-stirring buffoons
S'OK...[plenty of room...


we considered the group when we partitioned it off.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: RAT900 on June 01, 2011, 10:06:24 AM
There's a section over by me reserved for shit-stirring buffoons

on my way...

Do you have any bacon?  I'd be okay with HoHos or chocolate chip cookies, also.




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Statler

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 01, 2011, 01:09:21 PM
on my way...

Do you have any bacon?  I'd be okay with HoHos or chocolate chip cookies, also.




[bacon]

you'd have to take your hands out of the bag of chips long enough to eat the cookies.   You ok with that?
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: Statler on June 01, 2011, 01:16:29 PM
you'd have to take your hands out of the bag of chips long enough to eat the cookies.   You ok with that?

I've got two hands...  I can multi-task!  ;D




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...