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Started by The Bacon Junkie, May 31, 2011, 10:34:36 PM

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The Bacon Junkie

May 31, 2011, 10:34:36 PM Last Edit: June 01, 2011, 01:11:41 PM by The Bacon Junkie
Are you already in good shape and looking to get that last drop of performance?

Are the couch potato and not too serious threads too tame?

You're in the right place then!  [thumbsup]

This is a place where the superfit can get even better.

Have at it, folks!  ;D

Check out how fit I am in these pics (yes, they're really me)



















[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Mother

#1
May 31, 2011, 11:57:47 PM
but

but

I watched you refuel yourself after a night in ICU

with... a hoho or three

I'm so confused
found my old skin suit

AJ

#2
June 01, 2011, 12:04:29 AM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on May 31, 2011, 10:34:36 PM
This is a place where the superfit can get even better.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]  awesome dude, awesome  [thumbsup]

(I take it these pics were before DIMBY booze training)
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

badgalbetty

#3
June 01, 2011, 04:04:23 AM
I could post a picture of me sitting in my cab....gaining weight, getting a belly and massive hips. But then you'd be jealous! Congrats on being in shape, I am in shape too- round! hahahahahahahahah
I need to get of my duff and do something and quick!
"Its never too late to be who you might have been" - George Elliot.

The Bacon Junkie

#4
June 01, 2011, 01:01:35 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 31, 2011, 11:57:47 PM
but

but

I watched you refuel yourself after a night in ICU

with... a hoho or three

I'm so confused

I was replenishing my glycogen stores...  ;)

Quote from: AJ on June 01, 2011, 12:04:29 AM
 
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]  awesome dude, awesome  [thumbsup]

(I take it these pics were before DIMBY booze training)


Glad you liked the pics.  :)

They were taken about 5 years ago... Before several severe injuries, and before 14 hour days were the norm...  :P

I was around 175 and 3-5% body fat on a 5'8" frame.  I'm up to about 195lbs. now.

Hopefully I can get down to 180 and a bmi with under 10% fat.

Also, I changed the thread title, so even though it was tongue in cheek, it wouldn't offend anyone... 


I'm off to the couch potato thread now... Working my way up to "Not Too Serious"
;D




[bacon]

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Stella

#5
June 01, 2011, 01:37:41 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on May 31, 2011, 10:34:36 PM



I see a three digit bib number. 

If you were that fit then, it would be a single digit, would it not, Mr. Fatty Fat Stuff?

;)    :-*
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

The Bacon Junkie

#6
June 01, 2011, 01:46:03 PM
Quote from: Stella on June 01, 2011, 01:37:41 PM
I see a three digit bib number. 

If you were that fit then, it would be a single digit, would it not, Mr. Fatty Fat Stuff?

;)    :-*

;D

That was my second triathlon. Ever!

My bike and runs were always good, but my doggie paddle er... swim was my limiter.  :P

I still sink.  I'm just not that good in the water.  :-\


[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

SacDuc

#7
June 01, 2011, 01:57:40 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 01, 2011, 01:46:03 PM
;D

That was my second triathlon. Ever!

My bike and runs were always good, but my doggie paddle er... swim was my limiter.  :P

I still sink.  I'm just not that good in the water.  :-\


[bacon]


Do you own a mirror dude? I'm pretty sure you'd float now.

[cheeky]


sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

The Bacon Junkie

#8
June 01, 2011, 02:03:29 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on June 01, 2011, 01:57:40 PM

Do you own a mirror dude? I'm pretty sure you'd float now.

[cheeky]


sac


:-*

Is this a pot and kettle thing?  ;)

If it weren't for you and your damned "training" regimen...

Nah, I like to eat your wife's cooking too much. 

I'd still be a lard-ass...  Time to learn how to put the fork down...



[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

DRKWNG

#9
June 01, 2011, 02:07:56 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 01, 2011, 01:01:35 PM
Also, I changed the thread title, so even though it was tongue in cheek, it wouldn't offend anyone... 

Wuss.

[cheeky]
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

He Man

#10
June 01, 2011, 02:20:20 PM
 i call bullshit.  Your a fake!!! a fake i say!!!!!



There is no way a bacon junkie would ever risk his life to not eat bacon!!!! fraud!!!!


[thumbsup]
2006 Ducati S2R1100 Yea.... stunttin like my daddy CHROMED OUT 1100!!!!


Check out my Latest Video! 05/13/2017 :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4xSA7KzEzU

The Bacon Junkie

#11
June 01, 2011, 02:30:33 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on June 01, 2011, 02:07:56 PM
Wuss.

[cheeky]

I got a pm politely asking that in light of the happenings in certain other fitness threads,  that I remove a name so as not to have any association with this thread.

Who am I to refuse when asked so nicely?  It's not like I'm a troll or an Internet cockroach or anything... Oh, wait...   :D


Okay, back to my bag of chips and cookies... [wipes greasy hands on shirt]



[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

DRKWNG

#12
June 01, 2011, 02:32:19 PM
Chips?  Why not fried pork skins? 

[evil]
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

The Bacon Junkie

#13
June 01, 2011, 02:37:31 PM
Quote from: He Man on June 01, 2011, 02:20:20 PM
i call bullshit.  Your a fake!!! a fake i say!!!!!



There is no way a bacon junkie would ever risk his life to not eat bacon!!!! fraud!!!!


[thumbsup]

Who said I wouldn't eat bacon?!  I actually used to eat more when I was training.  Salt, protein, and fat, but less carbs.  :-*

Quote from: DRKWNG on June 01, 2011, 02:32:19 PM
Chips?  Why not fried pork skins? 

[evil]

cuz someone mentioned in another thread that I was content to sit on a couch with my hands in a bag of chips.  Can't make him a liar now, can I? 

;D




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

pennyrobber

#14
June 01, 2011, 02:42:10 PM
Between my trusty H-Streets and my hydration system, I'm getting there.  [thumbsup]



Men face reality and women don't. That's why men need to drink. -George Christopher
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