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Grampa

June 04, 2011, 07:57:24 PM
Wear my US Navy sweatshirt while in England?

See'n how they took out another high level target..... is it asking to get f'd with?
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Mother

#1
June 04, 2011, 08:15:55 PM
Personally I would say to be as low profile as possible

But

It's England

And

There is no way you will be mistaken as anything other than a 'merican

So make the beast with two backs it

Wear it proud
found my old skin suit

DRKWNG

#2
June 04, 2011, 08:17:03 PM
I would say  no, don't wear it.  And this is coming from someone who spent quite a bit of time living over there, and is still in the service.  Don't be that guy.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Mother

#3
June 04, 2011, 08:22:39 PM Last Edit: June 04, 2011, 08:26:21 PM by Jacob
Don't let the duck tell you who you are joel

Besides

He wears a mask

Can't be trusted
found my old skin suit

DRKWNG

#4
June 04, 2011, 08:34:55 PM
Has no bearing on who he is, just how he advertises.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Grampa

#5
June 04, 2011, 08:48:22 PM
If'n it were just me.... i'd rock with a big grin on my face just cuz..... but see'n how the family will be there .... I don't want to bring any drama their way.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

SacDuc

#6
June 04, 2011, 08:48:34 PM
Quote from: Jacob on June 04, 2011, 08:15:55 PM

There is no way you will be mistaken as anything other than a 'merican



Have you seen Joel? He's as pasty as any of those limey bastards. If he keeps his mouth shut he could pass.   ;D

sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

Grampa

#7
June 04, 2011, 08:52:15 PM
I figure i'll just walk around spewing Monty Python quotes to try and blend in.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Mother

#8
June 04, 2011, 09:27:50 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on June 04, 2011, 08:48:34 PM

Have you seen Joel? He's as pasty as any of those limey bastards. If he keeps his mouth shut he could pass.   ;D

sac

I have indeed

His teeth are far too straight

And

His eyes are too close together

They'll sniff him out inside 20 minutes
found my old skin suit

The Bacon Junkie

#9
June 04, 2011, 10:17:57 PM
If he wears orange, he could pretend to be Dutch...

They're kinda tall and pasty, right?


;)





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krolik

#10
June 04, 2011, 10:43:15 PM
Wear a Canadian Navy shirt, that'll really confuse them. ;D




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kopfjäger

#11
June 04, 2011, 11:08:27 PM
No
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#12
June 04, 2011, 11:36:14 PM
What?







:-*



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rgramjet

#13
June 05, 2011, 04:36:37 AM
How about a soccer jersey from Argentina?  Wonder which would get "attention" sooner?
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#14
June 05, 2011, 04:48:41 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 04, 2011, 07:57:24 PM
Wear my US Navy sweatshirt while in England?

See'n how they took out another high level target..... is it asking to get f'd with?
Its England.  Not Iran, Syria or Afghanistan.  Last time I looked the US Navy were on the same side as the British  [thumbsup]. 

Wear whatever the hell you like, as if they'd give a shit how another Yank tourist is dressed.  Wont even get a second glance.



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