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What's The Ugliest Motorcycle You've Ever Seen?

Started by NorDog, June 10, 2011, 02:47:37 PM

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NorDog

Well, gladius is Latin for sword, and Katana had been used already.

What's wrong with calling a bike Gladys?  I've named my bikes, though I never actually call them by name (it always seems wierd).
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin


thought

Quote from: NorDog on June 18, 2011, 04:59:29 PM
Well, gladius is Latin for sword, and Katana had been used already.

What's wrong with calling a bike Gladys?  I've named my bikes, though I never actually call them by name (it always seems wierd).

because, when i picture someone named gladys... this is the mental image that comes up >.<



and just overall, for a bike, the name gladius just sounds ugly to me... a short roman stabbing sword? meh

lots of other cool sword names could have been use... but for me, the biggest crime was killing off the sv name.  i mean, with the sheer popularity associated with that name, i was shocked they were willing to kill it off.  years of brand recognition gone basically...
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NorDog

#77
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin


hillbillypolack

BMW R1200CL. By a longshot



Notice any similarities?  




Then there's the Jaguar bike, which looks, um, well, it looks like. . . . . . when you're 'riding' it.  It just looks like that cat's trying to leap away.  far far away. . .


ducatiz

Quote from: hillbillypolack on June 21, 2011, 01:41:46 PM


it just looks like he is sodomizing a big cat. 

why would you want a bike like that?
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Oldfisti

Quote from: NorDog on June 16, 2011, 09:51:20 PM
Saw this on eBay just now.  It's both ugly and stupid.  I give no points for originality.



I dig it as well.


This one however...

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NorDog

Quote from: ducatiz on June 21, 2011, 08:35:37 PM
it just looks like he is sodomizing a big cat. 

why would you want a bike like that?

I think your first sentence is the answer to your second.

[laugh]
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin


$Lindz$

I dunno if this is a member here (sorry in advance, if so) but my friend showed me this bike the other day. I'm a little speechless.



pennyrobber

Quote from: $Lindz$ on June 23, 2011, 11:04:54 AM
I dunno if this is a member here (sorry in advance, if so) but my friend showed me this bike the other day. I'm a little speechless.




Ouch. Mojo S2R's bike. I don't think it belongs in this thread.
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AJ

Quote from: pennyrobber on June 23, 2011, 12:56:16 PM
Ouch. Mojo S2R's bike.I don't think it definitely does NOT belongs in this thread.

Fixed.
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arai_speed

I don't know guys...I think $Lindz$ has a point...that tank bag reminds me of:



And those droopy carbon lever covers...remind me of the ears on this fellow:


SacDuc

HATERS GONNA HATE.

NorDog

Quote from: SacDuc on June 23, 2011, 01:49:03 PM

This is particularly ugly:





sac

Not only that, but I really doubt that there's a Ferrari engine in there.
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin


arai_speed


Howie

Is this the unwanted offspring that resulted from an affair between a Road King and a Diavel?

http://www.kawasaki.com/Products/product-specifications.aspx?scid=7&id=495