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Started by mstevens, July 07, 2011, 12:45:05 PM

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mstevens

I just had a mysterious box from Milan appear on my doorstep. It contained a small bottle of Ducati cologne and a letter about recalls on my Multistrada.

It's an attractive little bottle of brushed metal and glass. They missed the opportunity to use some of the classic Ducati shapes in the bottle. When viewed from above it's a semicircle and arc shape, where I think it could just as easily echo the current shield logo. The juice is pale blue and is a "marine" type scent with some citrus notes. Think Davidoff's Cool Water meets Lemon Pledge. Reasonably pleasant, but I can't see any way in which it evokes Ducati or even motorcycles in general. It's probably good at covering up sweat and motor oil. Nice for a freebie.
2010 Ducati Multistrada 1200S Touring (Rosso Anniversary Ducati)
2009 Ducati Monster 696 (Giallo Ducati) - Sold
2005 Ducati Monster 620 (Rosso Anniversary Ducati) - Sold
2005 Vespa LX-150 (Rosso Dragone) - First Bike Ever

Casa Suzana, vacation rental house in Cozumel, Mexico

RAT900

dump it in your helmet when the liner starts smelling really ratty

and with any luck your hair won't fall out

whatever you do don't pour it in your plastic gas tank
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mstevens

Quote from: RAT900 on July 07, 2011, 12:53:34 PM
dump it in your helmet when the liner starts smelling really ratty

I think that might actually be a pretty good use for the stuff.

Quote from: RAT900 on July 07, 2011, 12:53:34 PMand with any luck your hair won't fall out

Too late...
2010 Ducati Multistrada 1200S Touring (Rosso Anniversary Ducati)
2009 Ducati Monster 696 (Giallo Ducati) - Sold
2005 Ducati Monster 620 (Rosso Anniversary Ducati) - Sold
2005 Vespa LX-150 (Rosso Dragone) - First Bike Ever

Casa Suzana, vacation rental house in Cozumel, Mexico

ungeheuer

And here's me thinking this is gonna be a thread about a German dealership.....
Ducati 1100S Monster Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE



Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

RAT900

I would actually prefer something like that sweet smell of fresh Agip motor oil

wafting up from the motor

when its heating up for the first time after an oil change
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Speedbag

Now THAT would be cologne.....

Eau de 20W50
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Oldfisti

I always thought race fuel would make a great cologne.


"Eau de Sunoco 112"
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

DarkMonster620

Quote from: Speedbag on July 08, 2011, 04:22:47 AM
Now THAT would be cologne.....

Eau de 20W50

My preference, since it's locally available,

Shell Advance 10 W40 Full Synthetic
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

RAT900

Quote from: Darkmonster620 on July 08, 2011, 06:07:42 AM
My preference, since it's locally available,

Shell Advance 10 W40 Full Synthetic

does it have that weird sweet smell that Agip has?
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DarkMonster620

Never smelled Agip ... but yes, is sweet and at times acid that makes you cry .. oh, sorry that's the other cologne, Shell 95 Octane
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

KnightofNi

i'm thinking that if i smell like exhaust, oil, and fuel and a chick dug my scent i might marry her.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

DarkMonster620

my wife has no choice, that's my smell daily ... I'm an auto techncian and now a bike tech too !!!
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Oldfisti

Quote from: KnightofNi on July 08, 2011, 06:44:01 AM
i'm thinking that if i smell like exhaust, oil, and fuel and a chick dug my scent i might marry her.


My girl loves the way I smell after working in the garage.


Me, I just want a shower to wash the olifactory reminder of my freshly busted knuckles off of me.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Stella

Cologne.


Rhymes with:  Alone





;)
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

RAT900

Quote from: Stella on July 08, 2011, 08:04:05 AM
Cologne.


Rhymes with:  Alone





;)
[laugh] [clap]...indeed


it does beg the question: what do they really smell like?

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