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What's The Ugliest Motorcycle You've Ever Seen?

Started by NorDog, June 10, 2011, 02:47:37 PM

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the_Journeyman

Her arms are bigger & more muscular than my legs.  I'm a mountain biker.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Monsterlover

She bends mountain bikes in half to relieve stress. ;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

zarn02

Some guys like their bikes, and their women, made by Chevy.

*sings "Like a rock" to himself*
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

AJ

Quote from: zarn02 on July 11, 2011, 05:03:11 PM
Some guys like their bikes, and their women, made by Chevy.

*sings "Like a rock" to himself*

[laugh]
Oh dear god trying to suppress laughter at work and failing miserably, tearing up
[laugh]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

ducatiz

Quote from: zarn02 on July 11, 2011, 05:03:11 PM
Some guys like their bikes, and their women, made by Chevy.

*sings "Like a rock" to himself*

[laugh] [laugh]

Quote from: Monsterlover on July 11, 2011, 04:48:11 PM
She bends mountain bikes in half to relieve stress. ;D

[laugh] [laugh]

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

the_Journeyman

Quote from: zarn02 on July 11, 2011, 05:03:11 PM
Some guys like their bikes, and their women, made by Chevy.

*sings "Like a rock" to himself*

Stood there boldy, sweatin' in the sun
Felt like a million, felt like number one


JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

sbrguy

be careful that chick might find out where you live and break you in half and have you begging for mercy... and then you'll ask her for more.

at least its a woman.  I think. :-\

ducatiz

Quote from: sbrguy on July 11, 2011, 06:33:34 PM
be careful that chick might find out where you live and break you in half and have you begging for mercy... and then you'll ask her for more.

at least its a woman.  I think. :-\

is that the woman in Zappa's Bobby Brown?
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

krolik

'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

NorDog

A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin


zarn02

Sweet lord, that is... something.

Do you have to peek around the tank to see the road ahead?
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Randimus Maximus

you might have to stand up to ride that one.  :-\

Buckethead

Would help keep your feet out of that 9 foot wide open primary.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Buckethead

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string.