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Started by herm, June 01, 2008, 12:36:32 PM

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ducpainter

Quote from: herm on April 07, 2011, 07:03:49 PM
i can't.......not without violating board rules.


so...

pm me bro...

I'm make the beast with two backsing clueless here. ;D
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a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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Mother

Quote from: herm on April 07, 2011, 07:03:49 PM
i can't.......not without violating board rules.
no, we don't have any elevators over 3 floors in my town...nothing you can't do with a ladder.


yeah, everything could be done with an attic ladder at the depot as well

I hate heights but I would still love to rope down an elevator shaft someday
found my old skin suit

ryandalling

Quote from: Jacob on April 08, 2011, 12:24:21 AM
I hate heights but I would still love to rope down an elevator shaft someday

Try air assault... roping off a helo onto a building top sucks... every gust of wind and you are over open air... I would prefer an elevator shaft.  [thumbsup]
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

Mother

Quote from: ryandalling on April 08, 2011, 07:13:06 AM
Try air assault... roping off a helo onto a building top sucks... every gust of wind and you are over open air... I would prefer an elevator shaft.  [thumbsup]

make the beast with two backs that, I enter and exit aircraft from the ground
found my old skin suit

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



lethe

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DRKWNG

Quote from: ryandalling on April 08, 2011, 07:13:06 AM
Try air assault... roping off a helo onto a building top sucks...

But it sure is one hell of a rush.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

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ryandalling

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YellowDuck

#342
This is total WTF: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/2370048082.html

And, no I didn't find it and I'M NOT GAY.

Copied over for posterity:


Manhood Camping

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Date: 2011-05-08, 7:35PM PDT
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Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood.

Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.

THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.

Gonna need some basic things/skills, I don't want to be slowed down by fools:

- must be in reasonable shape, if you get winded walking then stay home
- Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome
- desire to be a man among men
- not afraid to wield a blade
- crystal, I'm not sharing mine
- must be able to make a fire
- gloves
- a knowledge of native vegetation (knowledge of psychotropic fungus a plus)
- knowledge of modern music
- protective/splash resistant eye wear
- 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use


We are gonna need a mobile music device, ipod or something. I'm bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback's The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I'll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin'.


Dont' want to see"

- bad attitudes
- gay/homoerotic behavior, this is a manhood thing. I AM NOT GAY.
- cock rings, can't keep it up w/o help, you aren't gonna make it on this quest
- firearms, there's gonna be enough guns going off and spent shells to pick up
- the nerds/dorks/lames/and anyone less than 100% into manhood.

If you are serious, then I promise you this will be the trip of your life. It will change the way you think. I'm serious, and I AM NOT GAY. To see a group of bros being men, a JO circle by a camp fire. The charge/energy in the air. Crystals get jacked, no lie. You will slip into a different frame of mind, you will feel electric.

Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there.

100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS


RAT900

Quote from: YellowDuck on August 05, 2011, 10:32:56 AM
This is total WTF: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/2370048082.html

And, no I didn't find it and I'M NOT GAY.


I envision rotting ass-raped (but in a manly mannish way) corpses in shallow graves
This is an insult to the Pez community

ryandalling

Hmm... that is a bit more WTF than my iPhone hand case thingy.
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)