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Started by Monsterlover, June 28, 2008, 05:01:00 PM

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Monsterlover

June 28, 2008, 05:01:00 PM
I stole this from the 675 board.  Seems fun.

"The purpose is to make a wish, but have the next poster grant it, but corrupt it (eg. poster1: I wish my feet had jet engines in them, poster2: granted, but you can't turn them off). He in turn can make a new wish."

Ill start.

I wish I had a Hypermotard.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Porsche Monkey

#1
June 28, 2008, 05:22:25 PM
Your hyper is too tall for you. I wish I had your hyper.
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trenner

#2
June 28, 2008, 05:30:03 PM
You have his Hypermotard a total of 2 days, before you total it.  (Luckily you're unhurt.)

I wish I could regenerate injuries, like Wolverine.

OwnyTony

#3
June 28, 2008, 05:36:00 PM
But at for the purpose so that you can be continually tortured.  I wish i never played this game

lethe

#4
June 28, 2008, 05:37:30 PM
Quote from: OwnyTony on June 28, 2008, 05:36:00 PM
But at for the purpose so that you can be continually tortured.  I wish i never played this game
You didn't, but not knowing this you've now played it again.
I wish I had a monkey and a magic carpet.
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CairnsDuc

#5
June 28, 2008, 06:13:22 PM
The Monkey took a Dump on the Carpet, and now your being rolled up in the Carpet and thrown off a bridge.

I wish I had a Desmosidici.

Reckless_Kelly

#6
June 28, 2008, 06:25:50 PM
you get you Desmosidici, but there is no gas left anywhere on earth.

I wish I lived back in North Carolina.

Monsterlover

#7
June 28, 2008, 06:34:27 PM
You do live back in North Carolina, but you're chained to the Tree of Shame.

I wish my grass would stop growing.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Reckless_Kelly

#8
June 28, 2008, 06:41:40 PM
Your grass will stop growing, it's under 3 feet of snow that will never thaw and riding is out of the question.

I still wish I was in North Carolina. BTW, I've been tied to the Tree of Shame, and there are still pieces of my bike there ;)

DoubleEagle

#9
June 28, 2008, 08:09:40 PM
You are in North Carolina but due to a time warp it is 1863 and the middle of the Civil War and you've been shot by a Yankee and died
I wish there was peace in the world                                                     
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squidwood

#10
June 28, 2008, 09:08:24 PM
my answer was too political so I erased it-sorry! [drink]

55Spy

#11
June 28, 2008, 10:24:08 PM
Quote from: DoubleEagle on June 28, 2008, 08:09:40 PM
I wish there was peace in the world                                                     


There is peace on earth just because theres no laws to be enforced and nothing to base a declaration of war on so all children are given guns and machetes in the first grade to stay safe because theres no laws.

DoubleEagle

#12
June 28, 2008, 10:38:02 PM
Huuugh? ;D
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Monsterlover

#13
June 29, 2008, 05:05:02 AM
Quote from: DoubleEagle on June 28, 2008, 08:09:40 PM
You are in North Carolina but due to a time warp it is 1863 and the middle of the Civil War and you've been shot by a Yankee and died
I wish there was peace in the world                                                     


So. . .to get back on track-

There is peace in the world except everyone but you is in a coma.

I wish I could fly
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

#14
June 29, 2008, 05:35:40 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 29, 2008, 05:05:02 AM
So. . .to get back on track-

There is peace in the world except everyone but you is in a coma.

I wish I could fly
You can fly but only at a rate of a half a mile an hour. Children love to throw things at you.

I wish I could vaporize cars with just a look in their direction.
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