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War of the Rats

Started by RAT900, August 25, 2011, 02:25:34 AM

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Mother

Quote from: Triple J on August 25, 2011, 10:36:51 AM
According to Arnall (2007), discipline means teaching the child by gentle guidance, such as re-direction, natural consequences, listening and modeling, and not by punitive means such as spanking, time-out, grounding, and punitive consequences.


I was raised by tree huggers

Natural consequences governed my life

the consequence for pissing off my parents was naturally, a beating

found my old skin suit

Stella

Oh Rat....

Any time I see a new thread that you start, I know it's guaranteed to be a fascinating read but at your expense.

Sorry but thanks.    :P

Good luck with all the vermin in your world!  Will be watching for the artfully crafted story of their demise with hands over my eyes but with fingers spread.

;)     [popcorn]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Triple J

Quote from: Jacob on August 25, 2011, 11:32:09 AM
I was raised by tree huggers

Natural consequences governed my life

the consequence for pissing off my parents was naturally, a beating



My parents weren't tree huggers, but they apparently held the same thought as yours regarding natural consequences!  [laugh]

The Bacon Junkie

If you've got a spare .22, I've got a week off coming up.   [evil]

I'll ride the 999, park it by the shed/Rat Resort and open the throttle.  I figure the rats will all run out of sheer terror, and we can pick them off.   :D





[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

elyse

i had a mouse infestation a few years ago from a house that was demolished behind me. it was afwul! i didnt have any real food out & about for them so they took up home in my leather couch & proceded to eat that. i didnt realize until i was doing some cleaning & lifted up the cushions to vacuum & found they had tunnelled through the back & into the bottom of the cushions. it was crazy!! & i could hear them in the attic & theyd run across the floors & scare the crap out of me! theyre gone now, but i completely feel your pain... although i have to giggle at the irony of rat having rats, maybe you're the rat king :)
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

ducpainter

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on August 25, 2011, 02:03:48 PM
If you've got a spare .22, I've got a week off coming up.   [evil]

I'll ride the 999, park it by the shed/Rat Resort and open the throttle.  I figure the rats will all run out of sheer terror, and we can pick them off.   :D





[bacon]
That's a long way to ride to shoot rats.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Oldfisti

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on August 25, 2011, 02:03:48 PM
If you've got a spare .22, I've got a week off coming up.   [evil]

I'll ride the 999, park it by the shed/Rat Resort and open the throttle.  I figure the rats will all run out of sheer terror, and we can pick them off.   :D





[bacon]


You have a 999?

I must have missed that one...


[cheeky]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Vindingo

Quote from: Speedbag on August 25, 2011, 09:53:05 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attachment_parenting

Hmmm.

Sounds great. No doubt resulting in a totally dependent, socially inept, naive individual with no sense of discovery or real view of how the world really works.

I had an old boss who raised his kid like that.  She was 5 years old and still on boob-milk.  I had dinner at their house once... when the little girl was finished with her steak she asked to nurse.  The mom pulled out her utter, at the table, and the little girl went at it.  I'm all for breast feeding, but when you kid is old enough to ask for it AND you have a guest over for dinner  [puke]

AJ

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

Buckethead

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

RAT900

Quote from: Buckethead on August 25, 2011, 07:40:58 PM
I dub thee...

Willard.


[clap] [clap] [clap] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

You captured my nightmares the other night with that pic

This is an insult to the Pez community

lethe

Well there you go then, befriend them and send them out to do your bidding.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

RAT900

I would dearly like them to go move in with my down-hill neighbor but they are too comfortable at my place

I would pour a veggie oil path to his house for them to follow...

and dump my food garbage in his shrubs at night

but they would just come home to Castle Rodentia after partying
This is an insult to the Pez community

RAT900

Quote from: elyse on August 25, 2011, 02:33:59 PM
i had a mouse infestation a few years ago from a house that was demolished behind me. it was afwul! i didnt have any real food out & about for them so they took up home in my leather couch & proceded to eat that. i didnt realize until i was doing some cleaning & lifted up the cushions to vacuum & found they had tunnelled through the back & into the bottom of the cushions. it was crazy!! & i could hear them in the attic & theyd run across the floors & scare the crap out of me! theyre gone now, but i completely feel your pain... although i have to giggle at the irony of rat having rats, maybe you're the rat king :)

Oh yes...we have some mice as well...they don't skeeve me like rats do

and this is dispelling the myth that mice and rats won't share the same working zone

but the mice are less than desirable none the less

step-daughter's cat is a mouser so I am hoping that it earns its keep

and yes the irony...hence the thread name of war of the rats...

the book, the 4 legged ones and my screen name
This is an insult to the Pez community

RAT900

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on August 25, 2011, 02:03:48 PM
If you've got a spare .22, I've got a week off coming up.   [evil]

I'll ride the 999, park it by the shed/Rat Resort and open the throttle.  I figure the rats will all run out of sheer terror, and we can pick them off.   :D





[bacon]

3 of them, 4 if you count the .22WMR....WMR is scoped and the other 3 are heavy barrel match rifles dialed in for 100 yards with Lyman or Redfield match aperture sights, 3 clicks down and you'll be at 25 yards....sub-moa at 100 so you won't miss

Lapua and RWS match ammo for the 22's and for the 22wmr we have hornady prairie dog detonator rounds...a few thousand...come on over

we can also get snake-shot rounds for shooting them on the run...we can post at the kitchen windows above the basement door...snake-shot might be better due to urban bullet travel considerations

also have the silenced Gamo .22 caliber air rifle w/gold pellet supply...I want to see if it has the penetrating power....needs sighting-in though

now if I could find some cheap night vision gear I would be set
This is an insult to the Pez community