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Started by Artful, August 31, 2011, 07:30:55 PM

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Artful

August 31, 2011, 07:30:55 PM
In these dark times you can never be too prepared.

Thought I saw a zombie today, turned out to just be a crackhead walking through East Baltimore but I figure better safe than sorry.



Couple of friends had some trees fall in the hurricane, off to the rescue.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

AJ

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August 31, 2011, 07:41:27 PM
[laugh] 
Awesome! 
Next thing you need is a scabbard  [laugh]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

Artful

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August 31, 2011, 07:44:28 PM
But with a scabbard how am I going to discourage tailgaters?
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

AJ

#3
August 31, 2011, 07:56:13 PM Last Edit: September 01, 2011, 07:53:59 AM by AJ
^^ totally.  

The scabbard would be *in addition*

chain saw + shotgun in scabbard = twice the zombie protection!  [thumbsup]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

teddy037.3

#4
August 31, 2011, 08:01:37 PM
wow, this is creepy. at work I was just talking to an apprentice about outfitting one's ducati for the zombie apocalypse
:o

Hank025

#5
August 31, 2011, 08:07:52 PM
I was thinking I should get a good set of knobby tires ready to put on the Duc just in case.
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Buckethead

#6
August 31, 2011, 08:20:23 PM
"The evil got into my hand. I had to cut it off."
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I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Artful

#7
August 31, 2011, 08:27:14 PM
Groovy.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

Artful

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September 01, 2011, 07:31:56 AM Last Edit: September 01, 2011, 08:09:56 AM by Artful


Holy hell best commute ever. Never got so many thumbs up and camera phone snaps. Guy on a Gixxer6 rode by me shaking his head laughing.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

AJ

#9
September 01, 2011, 07:54:37 AM
 [clap]  [laugh]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

$Lindz$

#10
September 01, 2011, 08:53:29 AM
Haha oh man that rules so f*ckin hard.

The ModFather

#11
September 01, 2011, 09:13:47 AM
that kicks ass!!!  :o
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trooper

#12
September 01, 2011, 09:29:02 AM
you mounted it in the wrong spot...it should be on the front forks so you can mow them down while riding  [evil]

Artful

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September 01, 2011, 09:30:33 AM Last Edit: September 01, 2011, 09:33:09 AM by Artful
Quote from: trooper on September 01, 2011, 09:29:02 AM
you mounted it in the wrong spot...it should be on the front forks so you can mow them down while riding  [evil]

Oh believe me... I tried. There was just nowhere to mount it securely/safely/as safely as you can mount a chainsaw on a motorcycle.
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