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Started by Monsterlover, June 28, 2008, 05:01:00 PM

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Monsterlover

#15
June 29, 2008, 05:55:24 AM
You can vaporize cars with a look, but they all rematerialize inside your house.

I wish the evil monkey in my closet would go away
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Porsche Monkey

#16
June 29, 2008, 06:41:32 AM
The evil monkey just wrecked your bike.

I wish the midgets would stop chasing me.
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KnightofNi

#17
June 29, 2008, 07:11:49 AM
Quote from: porschaholic on June 29, 2008, 06:41:32 AM
The evil monkey just wrecked your bike.

I wish the midgets would stop chasing me.

the midgets have stopped chasing you due to you being captured. now they are just torturing you.


i wish i were a real boy.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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OwnyTony

#18
June 29, 2008, 07:46:35 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 29, 2008, 07:11:49 AM
the midgets have stopped chasing you due to you being captured. now they are just torturing you.


i wish i were a real boy.

Not realizing it, you have been a real boy all along but the lack of you not knowing all these years has confused you into thinking your a girl and therefor get sexual reassignment surgery. 

I wish that i could time travel back and forth.

TiNi

#19
June 29, 2008, 07:52:21 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 29, 2008, 07:11:49 AM
the midgets have stopped chasing you due to you being captured. now they are just torturing you.


i wish i were a real boy.

you are able to travel in time, but you get stuck in the future, don't know anyone, and they all think you dress funny

i wish i had a traveltransporter (machine you hop into and it transports you to another location in a nanosecond)

krolik

#20
June 29, 2008, 07:58:45 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on June 29, 2008, 07:52:21 AM

i wish i had a traveltransporter (machine you hop into and it transports you to another location in a nanosecond)

You have a traveltransporter, it works but you arrive nakid and bald.  (Don't even think about using it with a fly in it with you. :P )

I wish I had the secret recipe for Coca-Cola.
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lethe

#21
June 29, 2008, 09:32:38 AM
Quote from: krolik on June 29, 2008, 07:58:45 AM
You have a traveltransporter, it works but you arrive nakid and bald.  (Don't even think about using it with a fly in it with you. :P )

I wish I had the secret recipe for Coca-Cola.
Now that you have the secret recipe, you dry heave every time you think about the fact the main ingredient is bile.

I wish I had the power of cheese.
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Monsterlover

#22
June 29, 2008, 09:34:24 AM
The power of cheese takes over you, and you are no longer able to poo.

I wish my cat would stop attacking me
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

x136

#23
June 29, 2008, 10:40:04 AM
Your cat stops attacking you, but only because it's subcontracting the work out to the neighborhood pit bull.

I wish I lived on the moon.
     

lethe

#24
June 29, 2008, 10:51:18 AM
Quote from: x136 on June 29, 2008, 10:40:04 AM
Your cat stops attacking you, but only because it's subcontracting the work out to the neighborhood pit bull.

I wish I lived on the moon.
You do...for about a second. You almost immediately expire because you forgot to include provisions in your wish for continuing to live upon arrival.

I wish aliens would descend, look upon our sad selves and wipe us all out.
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Mother

#25
June 29, 2008, 11:01:06 AM
Quote from: lethe on June 29, 2008, 10:51:18 AM
You do...for about a second. You almost immediately expire because you forgot to include provisions in your wish for continuing to live upon arrival.

I wish aliens would descend, look upon our sad selves and wipe us all out.

and they do

except me

and now I get to live happily ever after

:P

x136

#26
June 29, 2008, 11:06:31 AM
You live happily ever after, but "ever after" is defined as three hours, because that's how long it takes for the sun to go supernova and cook the hell out of the inner half of the solar system.

I wish this wish had no downsides or caveats.
     

OwnyTony

#27
June 29, 2008, 11:58:20 AM
Quote from: x136 on June 29, 2008, 11:06:31 AM
You live happily ever after, but "ever after" is defined as three hours, because that's how long it takes for the sun to go supernova and cook the hell out of the inner half of the solar system.

I wish this wish had no downsides or caveats.

Your wish comes true because you actually wished for nothing, in order to continue to play this game, someone comes to kick you in the balls.

I wish i was the one to kick you in the balls(for the sake of the game)

lethe

#28
June 29, 2008, 12:02:16 PM Last Edit: June 29, 2008, 12:59:50 PM by lethe
Quote from: OwnyTony on June 29, 2008, 11:58:20 AM
Your wish comes true because you actually wished for nothing, in order to continue to play this game, someone comes to kick you in the balls.

I wish i was the one to kick you in the balls(for the sake of the game)
Your foot imbeds itself in his balls and the two of you live forever now as a freakish siamese twin combo.

I wish for Mother's mountain to spew ash and fire.
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'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Drunken Monkey

#29
June 29, 2008, 12:55:27 PM
Quote from: lethe on June 29, 2008, 12:02:16 PM
I wish for Mother's mountain to spew ash and fire.

But the ash and fire ends up landing far from the mountain (mostly on you, in fact)

I wish for more wishes.


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