Quote from: ryandalling on September 09, 2011, 07:52:27 AM
Her back muscles look all knotted up... like they know what is about to happen....

Nah.  That's just from all the meth that she's been hitting.

Meth-heads ride those annoying little 50cc scooters with the 100bd pipes.

Worst HP to DB ratio on the planet on those damn things. And if you listen closely you can hear the exhaust going "tweeeeeektweektweektweektweektweek-TWEEEKtweektweek"

Quote from: Drunken Monkey on September 09, 2011, 08:40:33 PM
Meth-heads ride those annoying little 50cc scooters with the 100bd pipes.

Worst HP to DB ratio on the planet on those damn things. And if you listen closely you can hear the exhaust going "tweeeeeektweektweektweektweektweek-TWEEEKtweektweek"

I always thought the "tweeeeeektweek" was the description of the Meth-heads' brain in action 

Quote from: Desert Dust on September 09, 2011, 09:53:41 PM
I always thought the "tweeeeeektweek" was the description of the Meth-heads' brain in action 

That would be the

"Sputtersputterputputputputputsputter...sputterputputsputter...cough...sputter...silence"

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfazfzslaq1qaotjto1_500.jpg

um...well i would say that is a true Wtf? gross....ewww...& peeny?? they called it a peeny??? 

*blinks*

I uh...

I don't really know what to make of that.

Quote from: MrIncredible on September 09, 2011, 10:40:46 PM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfazfzslaq1qaotjto1_500.jpg

now that was some really really poorly written tripe

the (already severely anemic) prurient value was completely demolished

by the spelling and grammar

Yet, no one even thought to ask Dave how he even came to find such a jewel of literary prose...

Oh, and 

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on September 10, 2011, 12:24:52 AM
Yet, no one even thought to ask Dave how he even came to find such a jewel of literary prose...

Oh, and 

I thought about it, and then realized I may not want to know. 

I want to find the whole story and take it to a poetry reading or something.

Quote from: zarn02 on September 10, 2011, 01:17:07 AM
I want to find the whole story and take it to a poetry reading or something.

Every once in a rare while I would sign up for a Gotham Writers Workshop in NY to see who was how good

There was always a guy in every class who would write "erotic stories" (bad porn) and loved sharing his most perverse ideas

deliberately to the discomfort of the classmates...these were cretins who just wanted to be publicly obscene to a captive audience without consequences

the upside was we critiqued each other's writing

I cannot begin to describe the delight I found in taking the creeps and their efforts down and out

I recall summarizing one critique by telling the freak that he should burn all his work

for fear that he might see it during a moment of clarity

and realize it was so bad he would be compelled to kill himself

I figure he wrote it

It's the lyrical side of Dave we rarely get to see

Oh and seriously

Dave

Burn that shit

You don't want to stumble across it sober

I would feel better If someone would change Dave's name to peeny for a month or so...