im irritated

my ex fiance is the biggest pile of dung on the planet

my next door neighbor needs to get hit by a bus

and i really need the next 2 days to pass so i can start vacation & make my way to yellowstone before i implode

I know some people who can assist you with those issues

My "people are shit" rant for today.

Stopped off to get my afterNing , and there is this lady in line in front of me.  

She has two kids with her, one @ 3, the other barely one.

The one year old, can barely stand on her own, is wearing this monkey backpack (more stuffed animal that straps on like a backpack) with a long tail that serves as a leash.

(side note...  If you have not trained your kids well enough, or you are such an incompetent parent that you need to keep your kids on a leash like a dog, maybe you are not ready to take them out in public)

Back to the monkey on this little girls back...  this tail is @ 4' long.  Every time the mom turns or switches hands as she talks on her phone, the leash tail wraps around the kids neck...  Mom doesn't have a clue why her daughter keeps tugging on the leash.

Ignores my hints (hey lady, your girl is choking!!!)...  Phone call (about the party last night) is far more important.

What is child services phone #?

lol thanks jacob.. are they discreet? im kidding!!

Quote from: elyse on August 31, 2011, 03:35:01 PM
lol thanks jacob.. are they discreet? im kidding!!

Hey bick, I got a job for ya

I
NEVER
WANT
MY
VACATION
TO
END
.....EVER!

There are 52 toes in my bed right now.

Quote from: Stella on September 10, 2011, 06:24:09 AM
There are 52 toes in my bed right now.

Quote from: Stella on September 10, 2011, 06:24:09 AM
There are 52 toes in my bed right now.

Didn't it get up to 68 at one point?

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on September 10, 2011, 09:06:34 AM
Didn't it get up to 68 at one point?

!!!

Quote from: Stella on September 10, 2011, 06:24:09 AM
There are 52 toes in my bed right now.

Quote from: AJ on September 10, 2011, 09:14:53 AM
!!!

Randimus has 6 toes on each foot?

Quote from: Bick on September 10, 2011, 09:21:25 AM
Randimus has 6 toes on each foot?

How'd you know?!   



I guess I also could have stated:  I have three boys in my bed right now!  But, "discussions" would then have thread lock potential - because that occasionally happens.

Quote from: Stella on September 10, 2011, 10:10:40 AM
How'd you know?!   



I guess I also could have stated:  I have three boys in my bed right now!  But, "discussions" would then have thread lock potential - because that occasionally happens.

We don't judge you

Me to industry course certification staff:  I have sent multiple questions about your content (missing links, discrepancies between directions, obsolete info., etc.) and need to have answers before taking the test on Monday at the conference.

Staffer (director):  The people who can answer are at the conference venue setting up.  They'll get back with you after they return from the conference.

Me:  So the questions I have, that I'm going to be tested on on Monday, won't get answered until after Monday?

Staffer:  That's right. Or you can ask them before the test.




Me:  Take me off your list of test takers.

I need water.