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The Official DMF WTF!!!! Thread

Started by herm, June 01, 2008, 12:36:32 PM

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Mother

Quote from: JBubble on September 11, 2011, 05:45:33 PM
Are we polygamists now? Cause if so, then you're not the only one thats gonna have another wedding.

About that

We should talk
found my old skin suit

Desert Dust

I can barely afford one wife, so WTF would I want another? ??? ???
07 S2R 1K:  "You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”

RAT900

Quote from: Desert Dust on September 11, 2011, 08:56:44 PM
I can barely afford one wife, so WTF would I want another? ??? ???

so you can endure the damnation of 2 menopauses
This is an insult to the Pez community

elyse

the key portion of menopause is men  ;)
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

RAT900

I am convinced that many of history's witch hunts and burnings

originated with one guy who couldn't take his wife's change of life

if they didn't originate with that,,, I am sure more than a few women were offered up for assessment

during the hunts because of that

(actually I realize that the forces and dynamics of witch hunts were far more arcane, complex and possibly to some extent a base-level Darwinian exercise in species regulation...remembering the proliferation of a species is based on the number of fertile females, not viable males)
This is an insult to the Pez community

elyse

well now we know the cause of the Salem witch trials :) thanks for the history lesson  [laugh]
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

Speedbag

Quote from: Bick on September 11, 2011, 04:52:49 PM
Once you are married it no longer belongs to you. :-*

And, once you're married, it will seldom get used anyway.
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Bick

I was given the option of getting married or getting a Porsche.

I made the more economical choice.

;D
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Speedbag

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

zarn02

"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

zarn02

*checks*

And it's on Netflix instant watch! Ohhhhhhh I know what I'm getting friends together to see soon! [laugh]
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Speedbag

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

zarn02

I'm not the absolute best at keeping up with this thread, so it's possible this is a derby.

I sort of doubt it, however.

http://gawker.com/5819464/woman-dies-of-allergic-reaction-to-the-dog-she-had-sex-with
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Desert Dust

So the crime of "buggery" was committed? Don't they have right to privacy in Ireland? Either way, that's why they say it's always best to use a condom.  ;D
07 S2R 1K:  "You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”