Soooo, I am most likely going to be visiting your lovely city of Denver (Broomfield?) on the weekend of November 11th.

Why?

Roller Derby of course! Our local Portland travel team, the Wheels of Justice, WON their final game tonight and therefore will be competing for the #1 spot at the National Championships that weekend. So of course, I NEED TO BE THERE FOR THIS.

Since I am a broke-ass sucker, I am hoping the goodwill of the Denver DMF will help me with the lodging costs. I'm hoping I can crash on a couch or two. I can stay in a hotel probably one night, but I would definitely love if someone can offer up a couch or a guest room. I can pay cash, or if you've never seen roller derby and want to check it out (and believe me, THIS is the time to watch. TRUST ME) I will gladly pay for your ticket to watch one of the bouts. And I'll sit next to you (which will up your coolness level AT LEAST 30 points) and explain the game so you aren't uber confused. Also, I'd like to stay as close to the 1STBANK Center in Broomfield as possible, since that's where the event is but I'm not picky.

Lemme know if you can help me out, I will be eternally grateful.

P.S. I've had two other DMF'ers stay in my house on different occasions, they can vouch for me that I'm not a creep. Well, not in a bad "steal shit, violate your wife" kind of way.

P.P.S. I might violate your wife

P.P.P.S Only in a good way

Coloradans

thank you for the clarification.

PM on its way.

Great.

I'm out of town that weekend.

Stella is offering up my couches.

remember the part about violating your wife?

Quote from: Betty Rage on September 25, 2011, 08:05:10 PM


Since I am a broke-ass sucker,

so I'll mail you a $5 and you'll be an ass sucker with $5

Well, that would certainly be an improvement.

Quote from: Betty Rage on September 25, 2011, 09:20:07 PM
remember the part about violating your wife?

Thank goodness we're not married.

No violating for you!

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on September 26, 2011, 04:45:20 PM
Thank goodness we're not married.

No violating for you!

Randy...I would like to volunteer my services as protector of Polly's virtue.

 


Thanks?

If things don't work out with Stella and RandimusAssimus, I have a guest room with your name on it.

Quote from: ducducgooseme on September 29, 2011, 08:31:53 AM
If things don't work out with Stella and RandimusAssimus, I have a guest room with your name on it.

Do you need a rough and tumble roller derby girl to keep the critters away?