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Mother

#90
June 30, 2008, 03:40:47 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 30, 2008, 02:24:52 PM
he now can.... but he now makes you his pregnant dog, and smacks you with a rolled up magazine, for humping his leg.


I wish I could swim faster than aquaman

you can

unfortunately the resulting genetic mutation required for that turns your happy staff into a fish tail

I wish there was a light at the end of the tunnel

Grampa

#91
June 30, 2008, 03:42:27 PM
Quote from: Mother on June 30, 2008, 03:40:47 PM
you can

unfortunately the resulting genetic mutation required for that turns your happy staff into a fish tail

I wish there was a light at the end of the tunnel

there is.... thats a va jay jay you've been looking into, not a tunnel

I wish for peace in Oklahoma
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

silentbob

#92
June 30, 2008, 03:47:52 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 30, 2008, 03:42:27 PM
there is.... thats a va jay jay you've been looking into, not a tunnel

I wish for peace in Oklahoma

There is but now you have to live there and there are no roads with any curves.

I wish I had an Easter Egg.

lethe

#93
June 30, 2008, 03:53:29 PM
Quote from: silentbob on June 30, 2008, 03:47:52 PM
There is but now you have to live there and there are no roads with any curves.

I wish I had an Easter Egg.
You have your Easter Egg but that little bastard Baby Finster keeps hitting you asking for it.

I wish Bobspapa lived in Mother's belly and gave him gas.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

silentbob

#94
June 30, 2008, 03:56:18 PM
Quote from: lethe on June 30, 2008, 03:53:29 PM
You have your Easter Egg but that little bastard Baby Finster keeps hitting you asking for it.

I wish Bobspapa lived in Mother's belly and gave him gas.

He does but you are Mother's colostamy bag.

I wish little blue men didn't beat me with fish.

lethe

#95
June 30, 2008, 04:00:27 PM
Quote from: silentbob on June 30, 2008, 03:56:18 PM
He does but you are Mother's colostamy bag.

I wish little blue men didn't beat me with fish.
Now large blue men beat you with little blue men.

I wish for the love of a skunk.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

krolik

#96
June 30, 2008, 04:27:52 PM
Quote from: lethe on June 30, 2008, 04:00:27 PM
Now large blue men beat you with little blue men.

I wish for the love of a skunk.

The skunk loves you, but he doesn't respect you.

I wish for an unending keg of beer.
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

TiNi

#97
June 30, 2008, 04:30:32 PM
Quote from: krolik on June 30, 2008, 04:27:52 PM
The skunk loves you, but he doesn't respect you.

I wish for an unending keg of beer.

you get the kegger, and turn into a sloth and need a forklift to get you off the floor

i wish i could sail a boat

krolik

#98
June 30, 2008, 04:48:42 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on June 30, 2008, 04:30:32 PM
you get the kegger, and turn into a sloth and need a forklift to get you off the floor

i wish i could sail a boat

You can, but you live in the middle of the Sahara.


I wish for proof of extraterrestrial life.
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

Super T.I.B

#99
June 30, 2008, 04:52:46 PM
Quote from: krolik on June 30, 2008, 04:48:42 PM
You can, but you live in the middle of the Sahara.


I wish for proof of extraterrestrial life.

You get proof, after they give you an anal probe.

I wish for a kingdom to rule with an iron fist.

Drunken Monkey

#100
June 30, 2008, 04:55:26 PM
Quote from: Super T.I.B on June 30, 2008, 04:52:46 PM
I wish for a kingdom to rule with an iron fist.

North Korea is all yours! Alas the iron fist is attached to Kim Jong Il.

I wish i could lose weight and gain muscle just by thinking.
I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

krolik

#101
June 30, 2008, 04:55:55 PM
Quote from: Super T.I.B on June 30, 2008, 04:52:46 PM
You get proof, after they give you an anal probe.

I wish for a kingdom to rule with an iron fist.

You rule for one week, and are deposed in a bloodless coup and sent into exile in New Jersey.

I wish for one night with Jessica Alba.
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

lethe

#102
June 30, 2008, 05:02:38 PM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on June 30, 2008, 04:55:26 PM

I wish i could lose weight and gain muscle just by thinking.

Quote from: krolik on June 30, 2008, 04:55:55 PM

I wish for one night with Jessica Alba.

You double team Jessica crossing swords many a time and building massive muscles in the process, you lose interest in her and continue your workouts nightly.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

tonyj311

#103
June 30, 2008, 07:13:41 PM
Quote from: krolik on June 30, 2008, 04:55:55 PM
You rule for one week, and are deposed in a bloodless coup and sent into exile in New Jersey.

I wish for one night with Jessica Alba.

You have your one night with Jessica but she is actually in labor. You have to hold her hand while she calls you bad names and then punches you in the junk because men make women pregnant. (thats the clean version- I didnt want to offend anyone with fetus jokes).

I wish I could see the future.
'02 M620

Monsterlover

#104
June 30, 2008, 07:18:48 PM
Granted, however the mere act of knowing the future changes it unbeknownst to you.  Everyone you tell things to realizes you're wrong.  Then they think you're nuts.  You are committed and take a liking to Juicy Fruit.

I wish I could turn invisible at will
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