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Started by Dockstrada, May 22, 2008, 02:54:22 AM

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Jukie

#8565
October 12, 2011, 11:56:19 PM
Apple sauce and lots of
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

dragonworld.

#8566
October 12, 2011, 11:58:06 PM
allspice flavoured lubricant for extra
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Jukie

#8567
October 17, 2011, 10:18:56 PM
time for Luke to get
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

lukevo

#8568
October 18, 2011, 12:29:47 AM
a shot at the world
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller

Now:
M1100evo
Gone:
BMW f 800r
Yamaha SR500

dragonworld.

#8569
October 18, 2011, 01:46:19 AM
of Jukies Virgins debauchery
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Jukie

#8570
October 18, 2011, 01:49:46 AM
And the waxing of the
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

dragonworld.

#8571
October 18, 2011, 02:04:59 AM
hirsute parts of the lower
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

lukevo

#8572
October 18, 2011, 02:34:07 AM
Spinocerebella tract, because of a substantial
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller

Now:
M1100evo
Gone:
BMW f 800r
Yamaha SR500

dragonworld.

#8573
October 18, 2011, 02:46:04 AM
increase testosterone production which induced
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Jukie

#8574
October 18, 2011, 02:56:51 AM
A lot of play time
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

dragonworld.

#8575
October 18, 2011, 03:13:55 AM
for the upstanding Forum menfolk
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Jukie

#8576
October 18, 2011, 03:17:19 AM
To see all the virgins
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

dragonworld.

#8577
October 18, 2011, 03:28:47 AM
in their waxed and WET
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

Jukie

#8578
October 18, 2011, 03:44:49 AM
Bikini with the ducati logo
Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT

dragonworld.

#8579
October 18, 2011, 03:59:10 AM
covering the VW bonnet
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!
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