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Started by zarn02, November 08, 2011, 04:09:45 PM

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zarn02

November 08, 2011, 04:09:45 PM
Want to let the world know you're a douche, but you're not sure how? Pick from gems like these:

"It's only worth bothering with sushi if you're going to go to the Tokyo Fish Market. Nothing else is really fresh enough to capture the perfect simplicity of toro or uni."

"Although most people associate a "fox" with the animal, the media empire, or Isaiah Berlin's Hedgehog and the Fox parable, I always think of Machiavelli's constant comparison of the ideal Prince to a fox."

[laugh]

http://www.smugopedia.com
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

zarn02

#1
November 08, 2011, 04:22:21 PM
And further reading proves there aren't yet that many smug observations collected there. Well... get to submitting. ;D
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

kopfjäger

#2
November 08, 2011, 04:27:55 PM
And after reading through, I have no idea what the make the beast with two backs most of them were about.  :D
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Mother

#3
November 08, 2011, 05:56:16 PM
Things Hipsters say for 500 Alex
found my old skin suit

zarn02

#4
November 08, 2011, 06:17:41 PM
Quote from: Mother on November 08, 2011, 05:56:16 PM
Things Hipsters say for 500 Alex

And other assorted pseudo-intellectual tools.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

RAT900

#5
November 09, 2011, 04:42:22 AM
A classic example of degenerative cultural diffusion can be seen in the pillar capitals employed by the ancient Greeks

Doric and Ionic order ultimately gave way to the gauche overstated embellishment found in the Italianate Corinthian order
This is an insult to the Pez community

ryandalling

#6
November 09, 2011, 07:58:00 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on November 09, 2011, 04:42:22 AM
A classic example of degenerative cultural diffusion can be seen in the pillar capitals employed by the ancient Greeks

Doric and Ionic order ultimately gave way to the gauche overstated embellishment found in the Italianate Corinthian order

In other words... I'm an Art History major and I can't find a job... so now I am Occupying Wall Street at a city near you.
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)

fastwin

#7
November 09, 2011, 08:56:43 AM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

triangleforge

#8
November 09, 2011, 09:25:36 AM
(Insert random words here) Helvetica (Insert random words here).
By hammer and hand all arts do stand.
2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon

LMT

#9
November 09, 2011, 09:43:59 AM
Quote from: ryandalling on November 09, 2011, 07:58:00 AM
In other words... I'm an Art History major and I can't find a job... so now I am Occupying Wall Street at a city near you.

I am an Art History Major! Still waiting to hear if I get unemployment.....

pennyrobber

#10
November 09, 2011, 10:39:37 AM
Men face reality and women don't. That's why men need to drink. -George Christopher

AJ

#11
November 09, 2011, 12:26:34 PM
Quote from: pennyrobber on November 09, 2011, 10:39:37 AM
Reminds me of this.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony

I am eating lunch in public...and thanks to this...I am crying...

[laugh]  [laugh]  [laugh]

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

RAT900

#12
November 09, 2011, 01:08:45 PM
Quote from: ryandalling on November 09, 2011, 07:58:00 AM
In other words... I'm an Art History major and I can't find a job... so now I am Occupying Wall Street at a city near you.

well I just submitted it....let's see if it sticks

maybe I will do a critical observation of Wilhelm Reich's "Listen Little Man" as little more than an embittered indictment of plebeian thought in the early 20th Century
This is an insult to the Pez community

fastwin

#13
November 09, 2011, 01:22:41 PM
Quote from: pennyrobber on November 09, 2011, 10:39:37 AM
Reminds me of this.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony

Thanks. There goes 30 minutes spent laughing my ass off that I could have done something constructive with. [laugh] [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Buckethead

#14
November 09, 2011, 08:32:37 PM
Reading The Oatmeal IS constructive.
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