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Started by Monsterlover, June 28, 2008, 05:01:00 PM

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Grampa

#150
July 01, 2008, 03:50:55 PM
Granted..... you soon discover that Victoria's Secrets secret is..... Ash is thier go-to model in these situations.


I wish I was home.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

KnightofNi

#151
July 01, 2008, 04:50:31 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 01, 2008, 03:50:55 PM
Granted..... you soon discover that Victoria's Secrets secret is..... Ash is thier go-to model in these situations.


I wish I was home.

you are home. for 3 months. in the middle of the biggest baddest heat wave ever. temps of 130 are considered low. your air conditioning breaks and your house of cheese melts.


i wish i wasn't a 2 can sam when i don't eat.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

lethe

#152
July 01, 2008, 04:58:05 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on July 01, 2008, 04:50:31 PM
you are home. for 3 months. in the middle of the biggest baddest heat wave ever. temps of 130 are considered low. your air conditioning breaks and your house of cheese melts.


i wish i wasn't a 2 can sam when i don't eat.
Instead you become Cap'n Crunch all strung out on Crunch Berries.

I wish I could help Travis destroy another bike.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Monsterlover

#153
July 01, 2008, 07:21:50 PM
Granted, except it's your bike that gets obliterated.

I wish I could shoot lightning out of my belly button
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Grampa

#154
July 01, 2008, 08:20:59 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 01, 2008, 07:21:50 PM
Granted, except it's your bike that gets obliterated.

I wish I could shoot lightning out of my belly button

you can.... but now the state of California has you listed as a "person of interest" in regards to a few forest fires started via lightning strikes.

I wish Kirby Puckett lived next door
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Manny

#155
July 01, 2008, 08:29:11 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 01, 2008, 08:20:59 PM
you can.... but now the state of California has you listed as a "person of interest" in regards to a few forest fires started via lightning strikes.

I wish Kirby Puckett lived next door

Granted, except that he passed away 2 years ago, so he must be a zombie now. A fun and gregarious one at that, but still a zombie.



I wish I didn't have to cut the frame on my Multistrada and send the piece with the VIN on it to Italy (with a bunch of officious looking papers) to get a new frame so that I can ride my damn bike sometime this century. What a PITA.  >:(

Porsche Monkey

#156
July 01, 2008, 08:47:56 PM
Ouch that one sucks.
Granted.   You don't have to send your frame pieces to Italy because there is a massive shortage of steel and Ducati needs to use any available to build new bikes. They offer to buy back your old bike for less than half the price due to depreciation and the falling value of the US dollar.

I wish I could eat BP's house of cheese.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

NAKID

#157
July 01, 2008, 08:51:41 PM
Quote from: porschaholic on July 01, 2008, 08:47:56 PM
Ouch that one sucks.
Granted.   You don't have to send your frame pieces to Italy because there is a massive shortage of steel and Ducati needs to use any available to build new bikes. They offer to buy back your old bike for less than half the price due to depreciation and the falling value of the US dollar.

I wish I could eat BP's house of cheese.


Granted, but it's bp's fumunda cheese.

I wish I was done packing the house up for the move...
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

krolik

#158
July 01, 2008, 09:13:11 PM
Quote from: NAKID on July 01, 2008, 08:51:41 PM

Granted, but it's bp's fumunda cheese.

I wish I was done packing the house up for the move...

Done!  But your transfer is cancelled and you have to stay where you are.

I wish that I had a 620 that went 140 mph.
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

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No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

Drunken Monkey

#159
July 01, 2008, 09:38:06 PM
Quote from: krolik on July 01, 2008, 09:13:11 PM
I wish that I had a 620 that went 140 mph.

Granted. It goes well over 140 mph. While plummeting off a cliff with you on it.

I wish I had a magic wallet that always had $1000 in cash in it.
I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

x136

#160
July 01, 2008, 09:52:34 PM
Granted, but due to hyperinflation, that thousand bucks will barely buy you a postage stamp or a stick of gum.

I wish I had a box of living diodes.
     

Grampa

#161
July 01, 2008, 09:59:18 PM
Quote from: x136 on July 01, 2008, 09:52:34 PM
Granted, but due to hyperinflation, that thousand bucks will barely buy you a postage stamp or a stick of gum.

I wish I had a box of living diodes.

oops.... another mix up at wish request central.... looks like yer getting "living dildos"


I wish I had a tuba
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Super T.I.B

#162
July 01, 2008, 10:04:55 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 01, 2008, 09:59:18 PM
oops.... another mix up at wish request central.... looks like yer getting "living dildos"


I wish I had a tuba

Granted, but you also get a rusty trombone.

I wish I was Bender.

NAKID

#163
July 01, 2008, 10:08:15 PM
Quote from: Super T.I.B on July 01, 2008, 10:04:55 PM
Granted, but you also get a rusty trombone.

I wish I was Bender.

Granted, but since there is a metal shortage, you are salvaged for scrap metal...


I wish I could afford to sell my house...
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

silentbob

#164
July 01, 2008, 10:29:32 PM
Quote from: NAKID on July 01, 2008, 10:08:15 PM
Granted, but since there is a metal shortage, you are salvaged for scrap metal...


I wish I could afford to sell my house...

You can and you make a fortune selling the nuclear sub that is your home.  Unfortunately, the Navy takes issue with you selling their property and you spend the rest of your life in a jail cell with horny sailors.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.
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