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Started by desmoquattro, November 10, 2011, 12:27:04 PM

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desmoquattro

Quote from: fastwin on November 10, 2011, 12:13:41 PM
On another level I think someone should start a new thread just to keep track of all the hilarious "nicknames" this forum gives to Pedrobot! [laugh] They absolutely crack me up!! [laugh] [popcorn] ;D

We all know and love Dani Pedrosa...let's use this thread to track all the nicknames we've created for him. I remember a few:


Nicknames
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PedrobotSpidey
Eddie Munster?
The Midgetvarious authors
Smurfy McDouchenozzleSpidey
Pintey Mcmake the beast with two backstardDesmoquattro
Douchey McNeverGonnaTakeTheTitleSpidey
The Turdvarious authors
Douchey McBrittleBonesSpidey
Smurfy McAsphaltSpidey
Breaky Mcmake the beast with two backswadSpidey
Twerpy McFragileBonesSpidey
Douchey McNowNeitherArmWorksSpidey
Douchey McBrokenbonesSpidey
make the beast with two backswad McDouchebagSpidey
Midget Mcdouchemake the beast with two backsSpidey
Pedro -- arm is gonna be a problem, dude.  You're still a douche.Spidey
Holy doucheyspeed!Spidey
Crashy McPintsizeSpidey
Eunuchy McHalfpintSpidey
Pintsizey McAssfaceSpidey
make the beast with two backsstick McPintsizeSpidey
Douchey McSmurfjizzSpidey
Pintsize Mcmake the beast with two backsstickSpidey
DouchebotSpidey
make the beast with two backswad McFastbikedoucheyriderSpidey
Crashymidget McDouchebaggerySpidey
douchenozzleSpidey
douchebagSpidey
Crashy McSmurfdickSpidey
smurfSpidey
Robotstoneyface McTinySpidey
Crashy McSmurfSpidey
midgetSpidey
Midgety McRepsolSpidey
Tiny McDickheadSpidey
Dickweed McTinySpidey
Crashy McBrittlebonesSpidey?
My Vices
'09 1198s,red, (Il Diavolo Rosso
'09 KTM 690 SMC (Thumpy)
'04 Yamaha FZ1, The Blue Cockroach
'01 900SS, custom yellow, (The Bumblebee)
'05 MS4R, blue

gm2

much spidey searching to be done
Like this is the racing, no?

desmoquattro

Quote from: gm2 on November 10, 2011, 12:28:49 PM
much spidey searching to be done

I was hoping Spidey would take a few minutes and rattle a few off in this thread. He likes to talk, you know...
My Vices
'09 1198s,red, (Il Diavolo Rosso
'09 KTM 690 SMC (Thumpy)
'04 Yamaha FZ1, The Blue Cockroach
'01 900SS, custom yellow, (The Bumblebee)
'05 MS4R, blue

zooom

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98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T

Jester

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desmoquattro

My Vices
'09 1198s,red, (Il Diavolo Rosso
'09 KTM 690 SMC (Thumpy)
'04 Yamaha FZ1, The Blue Cockroach
'01 900SS, custom yellow, (The Bumblebee)
'05 MS4R, blue

pennyrobber

My favorite, another Spidey original:

Douchey McBrittleBones
Men face reality and women don't. That's why men need to drink. -George Christopher

fastwin

God, I'd forgotten that one! [laugh] [laugh] Poor Dani. Just takes an ass kicking on the forum and still no big boy's class championship to show for it. [cheeky] There have actually been a couple of times I have felt sorry for him... but I got over it. ;D What a kick in the shorts to be Repsol/HRC's golden boy and have Stoner show up and put your ass on the trailer. Of course the injuries could have clustered anyone's season. I guess that goes back to the previous post! [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Rameses




No nickname to contribute, but still a fan of this lifesize pic on speed.








CairnsDuc

Just went back through Spidey's Posts and this is what I found

Douchey McNeverGonnaTakeTheTitle
Smurfy McAsphalt
Breaky Mcmake the beast with two backswad
Twerpy McFragileBones
Douchey McNowNeitherArmWorks
Douchey McBrokenbones
make the beast with two backswad McDouchebag
Midget Mcdouchemake the beast with two backs
Pedro -- arm is gonna be a problem, dude.  You're still a douche.
Holy doucheyspeed!

The Architect

That life size poster is one of my favorites!


I have no names to add.  I'm gonna let this video speak for him.

http://www.crash.net/motogp/video/170836/1/pedrosa_snubs_simoncelli_handshake.html


DRKWNG

Little douche wouldn't even look at him...
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

derby

#12
Quote from: The Architect on November 11, 2011, 06:05:21 AM

I have no names to add.  I'm gonna let this video speak for him.

http://www.crash.net/motogp/video/170836/1/pedrosa_snubs_simoncelli_handshake.html



Quote from: DRKWNG on November 11, 2011, 06:24:22 AM
Little douche wouldn't even look at him...

maybe, just maybe, pedrosa was a tiny bit justified in still being upset that simoncelli torpedoed him two months prior, causing him to miss three races due to a broken collarbone.
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fastwin

Quote from: SpankyDuc on November 11, 2011, 12:44:28 AM
Just went back through Spidey's Posts and this is what I found

Douchey McNeverGonnaTakeTheTitle
Smurfy McAsphalt
Breaky Mcmake the beast with two backswad
Twerpy McFragileBones
Douchey McNowNeitherArmWorks
Douchey McBrokenbones
make the beast with two backswad McDouchebag
Midget Mcdouchemake the beast with two backs
Pedro -- arm is gonna be a problem, dude.  You're still a douche.
Holy doucheyspeed!

Ever have spicy V-8 come up through your nose? I just did! [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] It still burns but I'm still laughing my ass off!
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Spidey

#14
I don't think I'm responsible for Pedrobot.  That's a pretty common one.  I did a search or two and found some more--

Crashy McPintsize
Eunuchy McHalfpint
Pintsizey McAssface
make the beast with two backsstick McPintsize
Douchey McSmurfjizz
Pintsize Mcmake the beast with two backsstick
Douchebot
make the beast with two backswad McFastbikedoucheyrider
Crashymidget McDouchebaggery
douchenozzle
douchebag
Crashy McSmurfdick
smurf
Robotstoneyface McTiny
Crashy McSmurf
midget
Midgety McRepsol
Tiny McDickhead
Dickweed McTiny
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