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I'M RICH!!! I'M RICH!!!!!

Started by WarrenJ, November 16, 2011, 07:12:43 PM

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WarrenJ

Just look at this E-mail I just received!  Guns and Motorcycles and huntng trips galore!   I never win anything!   

Oh yeah..... I never win anything..... :(



This is to inform you that you have been  selected for a cash prize of £1,000,000.00  (British Pounds)  held on the 16th of November 2011 in London (United Kingdom).The selection process was carried out through  random selection in Our  computerized email selection system (ESS)  London Uk. Fill the below:
1.Name:
2.Address:
3.Country 
4.Telephone Number:
5.Age:_________
6.occupation:___
7.next of kin:____
Send your mail: mrjamesbrown44@ymail.com
This isn't a dress rehearsal for life - this is it!

RAT900

I'm rich too....I just wish those damn Nigerians would hurry up and transfer the unclaimed funds over to my bank account
This is an insult to the Pez community

IZ

Make sure you include this when you send them your info!!  [thumbsup]


Bank:____________
Checking #:_________
Pin#:___________
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

RAT900

Quote from: IZ on November 16, 2011, 08:53:23 PM
Make sure you include this when you send them your info!!  [thumbsup]


Bank:____________
Checking #:_________
Pin#:___________

I did and double checked it too! 

And I can really use the money since my account was hacked recently

and the Bank won't cover the losses, they're too strapped trying to cover their own
This is an insult to the Pez community

Howie

You guys didn't get your money because you forgot to give them your social security number.

Speedbag

Quote from: howie on November 16, 2011, 09:48:48 PM
You guys didn't get your money because you forgot to give them your social security number.

Idiots.  [cheeky]
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

RAT900

Quote from: howie on November 16, 2011, 09:48:48 PM
You guys didn't get your money because you forgot to give them your social security number.

damn you're probably right....how could I be so stupid
This is an insult to the Pez community

Pip

"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

fastwin

Dammit. Now I will have "I feel good" going through my head all night. >:(

It's OK RAT, I'll send them my SS#. Maybe that will speed it up. [thumbsup] [popcorn]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

ManaloEA

Wow, you guys are lucky. Normally, they said it takes years to process the inheritance from a long lost uncle. But if I pay the $1,500 fee, they can expedite processing and get me the money in six months.   [laugh]
2011 M696

braando

Quote from: WarrenJ on November 16, 2011, 07:12:43 PM
Just look at this E-mail I just received!  Guns and Motorcycles and huntng trips galore!   I never win anything!   

Oh yeah..... I never win anything..... :(



This is to inform you that you have been  selected for a cash prize of £1,000,000.00  (British Pounds)  held on the 16th of November 2011 in London (United Kingdom).The selection process was carried out through  random selection in Our  computerized email selection system (ESS)  London Uk. Fill the below:
1.Name:
2.Address:
3.Country 
4.Telephone Number:
5.Age:_________
6.occupation:___
7.next of kin:____
Send your mail: mrjamesbrown44@ymail.com

Look, I'm pretty sure that they are holding your winnings till you also give them your account password..... [thumbsup]

Howie

Quote from: Brian W on November 21, 2011, 10:25:09 PM
Look, I'm pretty sure that they are holding your winnings till you also give them your account password..... [thumbsup]

Of course, they can't send you an envelope stuffed with money, they need to get it into your account.

brimo

I will make sure it's all legit for you, send me all those details that they've asked for and I'll just take a small percentage for my  time.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

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WarrenJ

I know us Americans are supposed to be bad at geography but I didn't realize that Australia shared a border with Nigeria!
This isn't a dress rehearsal for life - this is it!