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Started by DucNaked, November 28, 2011, 03:57:30 PM

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teddy037.3

Quote from: ab on November 28, 2011, 10:49:18 PM
[bang] [bang]  I fail on #16

I feel your pain; I still have the ex's cat. granted, said cat bonded instantly to me (the cat hating dog guy) and HATED my ex... like, violently.

but anyway, I failed at #2, so whatever.

FTR- it was a particularly rainy St. Patrick's Day block party, and my DD had the good sense to bring his golf umbrella. girl:guy ratio was still >2:1 under said umbrella, and we were BIG DAMN HEROES that night.

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herm

#17
Quote from: Some Kind of Pip on November 28, 2011, 04:01:22 PM
Calling bullshit on this one... 'cause I'm marrying her. LOL

yeah,........i did everything BUT marry her..
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duccarlos

Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

The Bacon Junkie

I'm pleading the 5th on 7 and 11...    :-X








[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Buckethead

Quote from: teddy037.3 on November 28, 2011, 06:25:49 PM
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

What was Venger thinking sending Walker on that early?
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

fastwin

#27 reminds me of our family vacation last summer. We stopped to fuel up the Suburban in Amarillo, TX and the guy at the next pump had a really nice S4RS in the back of his pick up. He was heading home to AZ from some east coast ride. We talked Ducs, finished fueling, then we walked inside saying we both needed to hit the can. So there we were, total strangers, standing next to each other taking a leak and talking about Ducatis like it was something we did every day! [laugh] My wife just sat in the car shaking her head. ;D
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duccarlos

Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

teddy037.3

Quote from: Buckethead on November 30, 2011, 07:14:39 AM
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

;)

thing 'bout arsenal is, they always try to walk it in

r_ciao

29.  When approaching a wall of three urinals NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER take the middle urinal if all are unoccupied.

30.  When seeing a movie at the theater with your guy friend(s), there must always be an empty seat between you.


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teddy037.3

Quote from: r_ciao on December 01, 2011, 09:52:54 PM
29.  When approaching a wall of three urinals NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER take the middle urinal if all are unoccupied.

30.  When seeing a movie at the theater with your guy friend(s), there must always be an empty seat between you.


Ciao!

urinal etiquette and the hetero seat are self-invoking rules; they need not be stated

sugarcrook

Quote from: r_ciao on December 01, 2011, 09:52:54 PM
29.  When approaching a wall of three urinals NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER take the middle urinal if all are unoccupied.

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Quote from: sugarcrook on December 03, 2011, 11:25:54 AM
Restroom Queuing Theory

http://bofh.ntk.net/KiwiBlokes/bloke-leak.php

look for the one that doesn't have the inch deep puddle in front of it
This is an insult to the Pez community

Drunken Monkey

2. Wrong. Real men do not use umbrellas.

10. If the gift is liquor, and you finish drinking it on the night of his birthday, It is acceptable. Applies to other party consumables that are consumed during the birthday party.

12. Only applies if she broke up with him.

16. I call bullshit. Some cats are cool, some dogs are bullshit.


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